Innuendo?

Referred to as “Cincinnati-style” chili, Skyline Chili is unlike anything you’ve ever tasted. Much different than traditional or “Texas-style” chili, our chili’s consistency is more like a topping, which makes it ideal for pouring over coney dogs or onto spaghetti, creating our unique signature dish – *the 3-Way*. Made from 100% top-grade beef and spices from around the world, Skyline Chili is a dining experience beyond compare.

And they call themselves a family restaurant.

I just don't get the chili on spaghetti thing. At all.

"I'll have the Three Way, with a blonde and a redhead."

I don't either but the commercial say's "and try our famous 3-way" it should be like "try a 3-way with a footlong" or something like that.

Add a foot-long and you've got yourself one of our famous three-ways.

...and chili on spaghetti is awesome.

Why yes, I AM 100% top-grade beef!

chilli on mac'n cheese is the stuff dreams are made of.

I'll have the same, but make my blond a brunette. Or another redhead.

Innuendo?

Is that an Italian suppository?

I'll have the foot long innuendo with a side of you-know-what and to drink I'll have some entendre, no, wait, make that a double entendre.

The mere possibility of gassy foods becoming aphrodisiacs makes me want to invest in Taco Bell heavily.

This could be the most pathetic thread I've yet found. But I'll keep digging. Until my foes submit.

So, you're saying "no" to a "spicy three-way"?

Wow, this is bad.