Read any of the dali Lama's last 14 books, some springsteen, sandlewood incense and some Mahler....swear to God, you don't even need a girl...Be happy w/ yr self.
pmonkeyEsquire said:
be a alcoholic. chicks love alcoholics. they think they can "change em". they like the challenge.
I wish this worked. GOD, I wish this worked. I wish being a drunk and useless fuck who is too drunk and lazy to clean up his rank, beer can and whiskey bottle infested, mold encrusted, no sheets on the bed, falling apart trailer 'crib' would inspire women to come and make sweet love to me as if I was some sort of decent person. Oh the dream of dreaming, the dream goes on...
Did you know that one out of every hundred women likes to fuck on a pile of trash?? It's true!! Statistics motha' fucka'!
pmonkeyEsquire
I'm lost
May 2004
APR 21, 2005 10:31 PM