MAD LIBS

We all loved them as kids, and now that we're pervy adults they prove to be more fun then ever.

FILL OUT YOUR OWN AND POST IT FUCKERS!!

Here is my tale...

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Yeah, I'm bothered by huge cocks. My own just keeps getting in the way.

Yesterday my class took a field trip to Hell. We had a really gay time. The guide showed us one penis, at least 17394619 monkeys, and a very Fat bitch.

Elvis had an accident. He jumped over the The pope and banged into madonna. She fell against a big sexy Horse and put her dildo through the colon. We all fucked! The trip was even more whorish than a day at school.







I could of made this up on my own

Ok maybe I'm lame but both of those made me laugh out loud... very hard. God I need a life.

Jesus: Were you surprised when the Teh Poughkeepsie Pussies lost?
Tiny Tim: Surprised? You could have knocked me over with a gun.

Jesus: I think the weather had a lot to do with it.
Tiny Tim: Yes, the field was in terrible shape. It had been raining mices and I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN up until the time the game started.

Jesus: What do you think of the catcher?
Tiny Tim: He's a problem. He's out of shape. The coach should take the I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN by the I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN and fire him!

Jesus: We don't see I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN to I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN on this at all. I think the catcher is in great shape. He's as fit as a I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN.
Tiny Tim: How can you say that? He got on the team by the skin of his I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN.

Jesus: You may be right. But you and I know how it is. That's just the way the I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN bounces.

Tiny Tim: Well, time certainly does I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN. I've got to be getting home now.

Jesus: See you tomorrow, I hope. It's always fun I'VE RUN OUT OF ATTENTION SPAN-ING the breeze with you.

The Audition

Read your tale.

justin: Did you try out for the cockroach in the school play?

it's: I auditioned, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why, though. I wore colorful masochists on my chin and memorable champion on my testicle Then I stared my mole and sang "Who let the dogs out." When I finished, ms. krabapple sought up on the stage and fucked me.

justin: You must feel uninhibited.

it's: Not really. ms. krabapple made me the crown crew manager. That'll be a blast!

Dear Sullivan,

Last week I helped solve a mystery and had a real Sticky time. When it was lunchtime, I found out my pink Taco was missing.

I told Sgt king and she said the whole class could help me find my Taco. Anna nicole smith thought she found it, but it turned out to be a small dildo. The pope thought he found it, but it was someone's Shimmering Butt plug. Finally, I found it under the The alamo. It fucked out when I opened my lunchbox.

Next time, I'm going to put my Taco in a closed Camel toe so I won't lose it.

Your friend,
Elliot

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Mercie: Were you surprised when the Red Sox lost?
Emily: Surprised? You could have knocked me over with a vibrator.

Mercie: I think the weather had a lot to do with it.
Emily: Yes, the field was in terrible shape. It had been raining monkies and donkies up until the time the game started.

Mercie: What do you think of the catcher?
Emily: He's a problem. He's out of shape. The coach should take the horse by the coochies and fire him!

Mercie: We don't see ass to ass on this at all. I think the catcher is in great shape. He's as fit as a flute.
Emily: How can you say that? He got on the team by the skin of his eye.

Mercie: You may be right. But you and I know how it is. That's just the way the zucchini bounces.

Emily: Well, time certainly does masterbate. I've got to be getting home now.

Mercie: See you tomorrow, I hope. It's always fun screaming the breeze with you.

The swamp boat Lucky Lulu was sinking quickly. "Abandon ship! Everyone into the jungles!" hollered Captain Ventura. But the crew and passengers knew there were not enough jungles, so they threw testes, tongues, and even one wet lollipop overboard. Then everyone miffed into the yucky water and grabbed onto whatever they could.

Captain Ventura ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing "Lean on Me". First in line were Jill Kelly and the pope, bobbing in their salty kitty. Next, came TheRevolutionary hanging on for dear life to a slimy edible underwear. They were followed by 420 others.

After 69 days, they were rescued by a strange toilet. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.

Nice boat name.

that toilet is totally menacing.

I am the winnar of this game.




One Rainbowlicious day our class went hiking along the Fort Hood River. Like all homo-erotic hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried Lightsabers, blood, and one dildo.

As we walked along the trail, Sgt king noticed a Wet footprint. "Do you think a Lawyer made these tracks?" Sgt king asked.

"No, but let's follow the them anyway," suggested Mr T.

We Raped for hours. Then I screamed, "BOOYAKA BOOYAKA!!!! I think I see a huge Anus."

" What it is hoe? Whats uppppp!" they heard someone say. It was Sgt Young.

" Sgt Young!" they screamed. "We thought you were a huge Anus!"

"Do I look like a huge Anus? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for Boobs. There are lots of them here along the Fort Hood River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes."

" What it is hoe? Whats uppppp!" everyone said.

hehehe actually that name was already filled in, but hey Ill take the credit if I get a kiss. WooHoo!

And the moral of the story is . . .

Two badgers don't make a mexican.

Never spurt with pancake bunnies.

masturbate while you're ahead.

One milky cop deserves another.

A lucious franco spoils the whole barrel.

The early playtupus catches the antoino banderas.

Slow and steady wins the mister satan.

A butter a day keeps the hasselhoff away.

cheetas of a feather spank together.

You can bring a owl to water, but you can't make it chew.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. perfect.

One moist day our class went hiking along the Bonertown River. Like all sticky hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried vulva, kumquats, and one jefferydavidmorris.

As we walked along the trail, mister miyagi noticed a irritating footprint. "Do you think a the second gunman on the grassy gnoll made these tracks?" mister miyagi asked.

"No, but let's follow the them anyway," suggested cthulhu.

We asploded for hours. Then I screamed, "fuckbeans! I think I see a huge beef curtains."

" analfuckingdickparty!" they heard someone say. It was Skinner.

" Skinner!" they screamed. "We thought you were a huge beef curtains!"

"Do I look like a huge beef curtains? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for asshats. There are lots of them here along the Bonertown River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes."

" analfuckingdickparty!" everyone said.

Good Stuff

Read your tale.

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I swear, it didn't seem dirty when I put the words in.

Two Cinquains

Read your tale.

The cock

The balls
cock fell upon
a cock dick and I
tried nuts to balls it
away.


My cunt

box cunt
with dabs of cock
balls on a tits
that my friend ass had just fucker
again.

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Captain McKibben ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing ""The theme to the Brave Little Toaster"". First in line were Kelsie and Jason, bobbing in their grotesque travel manicure kit. Next, came Telly Savalas hanging on for dear life to a slimy potato shaped like the virgin mary. They were followed by 8239058203954802398058235 others.

After zero days, they were rescued by a strange oriental rug. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.

I only want to post this part:

I just hate it when . . .

Mom serves beets for dinner.

My pet chicken chews my mom.

mrs.fink gets mad at the class for being bitchy.

My best friend Scumbag decides to run with somebody else.

I get fouled for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear cocks to school.

My favorite TV show "The Tonight Show" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People fuck into my bedroom without knocking.

I got to play again!!!!!