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hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:20 PM

monastrell said:
what i love is when people call it an "ATM machine"

how redundant is that ? automated teller machine machine ???



The same people who say the "the SG girls" no doubt.

ganzhimself

ganzhimself

Stevens Point, WI
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:20 PM

ProperNoun said:
Anyone remember when McD's tried serving pizza? Yeah, no one else does either... whatever



I do. I worked there when they stopped doing it. Then about two days later, I quit. Word of advice... Go broke, declare bankrupcy, do just about anything but work for a fast food restaurant... They suck the life right out of you...

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:32 PM

i think one of my first jobs was in fast food..but i didn't last long cause i stole from the drive thru then bought my first guitar...to stay on topic tho...i l i k e t o t a k e m y t i m e a t t h e a t m j u s t t o m a k e p e o p l e s l o w d o w n b e c a u s e l i f e n e e d s a b r e a k o n c e i n a w h i l e i s n t t h i s a n n o y i n g....

[Edited on Apr 20, 2005 by razorbladesonata]

fredfarnance

fredfarnance

Syracuse, NY
March 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:34 PM

PointBlank said:
Can you not know how to use an ATM?? Seriously, I just stood behind you for 15 minutes. You were pressing buttons like crazy, so what the fuck were you doing?



Someone scrwed up the braille pad on the drive up ATM so I had to walk over and screw with you.

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:37 PM

Mc donalds serves rice and a curry dip here and in japan................wierd. fuck that place.

McBane13

McBane13

I'm lost
April 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:37 PM

I gave up after it wouldn't give me a dial-tone...

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 20, 2005 12:44 PM

PointBlank said:

Oracle said:

crispy said:
That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!



just on a tangent...I hate going to a Tim Hortons drive thru (Tim Hortons is a major Canadian donut distributor) ANYWAY, the line up is huge and numb nuts in the car ahead orders a toasted bagel for his entire family and a dozen donuts. IF you want that much shit go inside...drive thru is for quick coffee and a donut not order a meal.


1)I was at a Mcdonalds once (rest stop) and there was a guy in front of me who was maybe 1007 years old. There was a long line. When he got to the counter, he scanned the menu about 43 times, then asked what kind of SOUP they had "today". The girl behind the counter killed him with her eyes. Since he was already dead, he didn't notice.

2)Hey, Dunkin Donuts: Stick to the fucking coffee and the Donuts, bizzos! I don't want your "steak and egg" sandwhich ANYWHERE near my crullers.



Last week I was on fifteen minute break from work. I'd already been lectured earlier that week for taking too long on my 15mins, but decide against better judgement to run to the supermarket across the street to buy a 20oz soda because I don't feel like spending my last $10 at a restaurant. I get in the express lane. The lady in front of me gets rung up. THEN she gives the cashier her coupons. So the cashier has to re-ring everything. THEN she pulls out her change purse, dumps it out, and starts sorting. By this time, there are about 5 people in line behind her. The look of desperation on the cashier's face was only rivaled by my own.

luckyride

luckyride

Portland, OR
May 2003

APR 20, 2005 12:54 PM

one man's music is another man's annoyance. tongue




i think he was just playing a song using the atm beeps...
wink

whoshouldibe

whoshouldibe

Denver, CO
April 2004

APR 20, 2005 01:03 PM

I work nights at a downtown denver 7-11, and all the 7-11's around here have something called a V-Com machine, it's an ATM, prints money orders, cashes checks, sends and receives money transfers, and a bunch of other pointless bullshit. NO ONE can figure the fuckers out! I spend so much time walking people thru the process for whatever they need, mostly just using the ATM function. People don't like to bother reading things, they'd much rather waste someone else's time(someone who has a line of twelve people, all wanting taquitos and hot dogs, oh and the chili and cheese machine's just run out, and the fucking diet coke's out, and what do you mean you don't sell beer at this store!) so they can get $400 to get fucked up at the bar across the street.

Oh, and there's some guy who comes in every night, no exaggeration, to check his account, he never buys anything, never withdraws any money, just checks his balance on the damn thing. Hey, ASSHOLE, you just spent $1.50 figuring out you have $2 left in your savings!

Eagle

Eagle

Finland
July 2003

APR 20, 2005 01:56 PM

Shalome said:
And what the fuck were you doing, seriously? You kept hitting button after button and printing receipt after receipt and swiping your card again and again. Were you actually just checking your balance over and over for ten fucking minutes, standing there with a fistfull of printed receipts? Seriously?



Sorry, I was out of toilet paper.

jsites80

jsites80

Hershey, PA
January 2004

APR 20, 2005 01:57 PM

when i saw the thread title, i thought it said "How to fuck" as if it was asking us how to fuck.

Mr_Zero

Mr_Zero

I'm lost
September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 10:56 PM

you see that man?

malmuud

malmuud

Newark, DE
July 2003

OCT 08, 2005 11:28 PM

PointBlank said:

Oracle said:

crispy said:
That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!



just on a tangent...I hate going to a Tim Hortons drive thru (Tim Hortons is a major Canadian donut distributor) ANYWAY, the line up is huge and numb nuts in the car ahead orders a toasted bagel for his entire family and a dozen donuts. IF you want that much shit go inside...drive thru is for quick coffee and a donut not order a meal.


1)I was at a Mcdonalds once (rest stop) and there was a guy in front of me who was maybe 1007 years old. There was a long line. When he got to the counter, he scanned the menu about 43 times, then asked what kind of SOUP they had "today". The girl behind the counter killed him with her eyes. Since he was already dead, he didn't notice.

2)Hey, Dunkin Donuts: Stick to the fucking coffee and the Donuts, bizzos! I don't want your "steak and egg" sandwhich ANYWHERE near my crullers.



Hey, those fucking "steak and egg" sandwhiches are better than the fucking donuts.

MrGinger

MrGinger

Portland, OR
November 2003

OCT 08, 2005 11:35 PM

maybe they were an amputee. Yarrrrrrr!

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

OCT 08, 2005 11:37 PM

Siv said:
PARA ESPANOL MARQUE UNO



most of the time, I think it's PARA ESPANOL MARQUE DOS, but I might be wrong.

Thistle said:
i wonder if people realize that they can obsessively check their balance and statements online.



I am one of those people.

PiratePete

PiratePete

Japan
September 2004

OCT 08, 2005 11:38 PM

You think that's bad, you go try and use an ATM machine in Japan, or Korea where you are pretty much illiterate, no English selection here brother, 15 minutes, yeah if your lucky!

If your like me and have several accounts it may take you 15 minutes if your doing the following...

Deposit money...
Transfer funds to savings...
Make a payment on your credit card...
Balance inquiry Savings...
Balance inquiry Checking...
Withdrawl funds from Checking...
Would you like a reciept?

Mostly I just wait for people to take their money out for me.

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