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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 10:50 AM

Can you not know how to use an ATM?? Seriously, I just stood behind you for 15 minutes. You were pressing buttons like crazy, so what the fuck were you doing?

Antimony

Antimony

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

APR 20, 2005 10:52 AM

BEEP BEEP WTF

it's like being in an elevator and just hitting all the buttons at once

ProperNoun

ProperNoun

Hong Kong
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 10:53 AM

shocked I had to read this twice before I realized you were talking about the things that give you money.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 20, 2005 10:53 AM

And what the fuck were you doing, seriously? You kept hitting button after button and printing receipt after receipt and swiping your card again and again. Were you actually just checking your balance over and over for ten fucking minutes, standing there with a fistfull of printed receipts? Seriously?

walkswithbears

walkswithbears

United Kingdom
March 2003

APR 20, 2005 10:54 AM

feeding it a kitten?

Antimony

Antimony

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

APR 20, 2005 10:56 AM

ProperNoun said:
shocked I had to read this twice before I realized you were talking about the things that give you money.



me too. i was trying to turn atm into some other kind of word like maybe ant.

i'm smart and you know it.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

APR 20, 2005 10:57 AM

PointBlank said:
Can you not know how to use an ATM?? Seriously, I just stood behind you for 15 minutes. You were pressing buttons like crazy, so what the fuck were you doing?



Working out the mathematical formula for cold fusion.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 10:57 AM

Oh, and i forgot to mention: When you finally finished whatever-the-fuck you were doing, and you saw me shooting white-hot bolts of pure hate at you, ducking your head was NOT an adequate apology for your idiocy!

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

APR 20, 2005 10:58 AM

PARA ESPANOL MARQUE UNO

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 20, 2005 10:59 AM

That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

APR 20, 2005 11:04 AM

So help me god if you grab a deposit envelope I will give you the flying clothesline.

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

APR 20, 2005 11:04 AM

crispy said:
That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!



just on a tangent...I hate going to a Tim Hortons drive thru (Tim Hortons is a major Canadian donut distributor) ANYWAY, the line up is huge and numb nuts in the car ahead orders a toasted bagel for his entire family and a dozen donuts. IF you want that much shit go inside...drive thru is for quick coffee and a donut not order a meal.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 11:08 AM

Oracle said:

crispy said:
That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!



just on a tangent...I hate going to a Tim Hortons drive thru (Tim Hortons is a major Canadian donut distributor) ANYWAY, the line up is huge and numb nuts in the car ahead orders a toasted bagel for his entire family and a dozen donuts. IF you want that much shit go inside...drive thru is for quick coffee and a donut not order a meal.


1)I was at a Mcdonalds once (rest stop) and there was a guy in front of me who was maybe 1007 years old. There was a long line. When he got to the counter, he scanned the menu about 43 times, then asked what kind of SOUP they had "today". The girl behind the counter killed him with her eyes. Since he was already dead, he didn't notice.

2)Hey, Dunkin Donuts: Stick to the fucking coffee and the Donuts, bizzos! I don't want your "steak and egg" sandwhich ANYWHERE near my crullers.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 11:11 AM

More from PointBlank's sense of outrage:

Cell phones aren't new. Neither are off buttons. Neither are movies. Put it together, asshole. They even have a cute little commercial that they made JUST FOR DICKS LIKE YOU!

Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

APR 20, 2005 11:20 AM

Oracle said:
just on a tangent...I hate going to a Tim Hortons drive thru (Tim Hortons is a major Canadian donut distributor) ANYWAY, the line up is huge and numb nuts in the car ahead orders a toasted bagel for his entire family and a dozen donuts. IF you want that much shit go inside...drive thru is for quick coffee and a donut not order a meal.



we have tim horton's in the states.

also who are you to say what the drive-thru is and is not for. there are no restrictions.

The_Happy_Pig

The_Happy_Pig

United Kingdom
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 11:23 AM

crispy said:
That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!



Yeah but ask them for no ice in a coke, and they look at you like you're speaking swahili!

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

APR 20, 2005 11:25 AM

Where's my burrito?!

ProperNoun

ProperNoun

Hong Kong
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 11:33 AM

Anyone remember when McD's tried serving pizza? Yeah, no one else does either... whatever

Antimony

Antimony

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

APR 20, 2005 11:36 AM

ProperNoun said:
Anyone remember when McD's tried serving pizza? Yeah, no one else does either... whatever



in hawaii you can get spam eggs and rice. and portuguese sausage. and saimin.

they have fried chicken some places. and poutine? i think it's called poutine. they had that in canada.

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 11:38 AM

I was trying to remember my PIN by punching in all the different possibilities in order.

JJ_R0x0rz

JJ_R0x0rz

I'm lost
October 2003

APR 20, 2005 11:41 AM

someone was obviously using a stolen atm card.... whatever

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

APR 20, 2005 11:45 AM

PRockGirlScout said:
I hate when I go to Dairy Queen for a simple ice cream whatever, but the family ahead of me is ordering like a thousand chili dogs. Why can't they just have a little separate drive through just for cold stuff?



i live across the street from dairy queen. come sit on my porch and we can wait til the lines die down.

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

APR 20, 2005 11:46 AM

what i like to do is :
make sure i get a statement,
then a mini print of all payed in
then a mini print of all payed out
then a mini print of a statement,
then transfere to my saveings
then transfere from my saveings
then cheque the balance on my saveings
then get a mini print of payments into my saveings
then get a mini print of payments out of my saveings
then a paper copy of my balance in my account
and then draw out £10

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 20, 2005 12:12 PM

i wonder if people realize that they can obsessively check their balance and statements online.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

APR 20, 2005 12:19 PM

Last month I found 2 different people ATM cards left in the machine. I called information and got their phone numbers and called them directly to return their cards since the bank was closed. But seriously folks, please remember your cards. Or start offering me better rewards. wink

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