How the fuck...

Can you not know how to use an ATM?? Seriously, I just stood behind you for 15 minutes. You were pressing buttons like crazy, so what the fuck were you doing?

I had to read this twice before I realized you were talking about the things that give you money.

And what the fuck were you doing, seriously? You kept hitting button after button and printing receipt after receipt and swiping your card again and again. Were you actually just checking your balance over and over for ten fucking minutes, standing there with a fistfull of printed receipts? Seriously?

feeding it a kitten?

Working out the mathematical formula for cold fusion.

Oh, and i forgot to mention: When you finally finished whatever-the-fuck you were doing, and you saw me shooting white-hot bolts of pure hate at you, ducking your head was NOT an adequate apology for your idiocy!

That's like the people in front of you at a McDonald's drive-thru and they have no fucking clue what McDonald's sells.

It's McDonald's asshole!! No, they don't have mashed potatoes!!

So help me god if you grab a deposit envelope I will give you the flying clothesline.

just on a tangent...I hate going to a Tim Hortons drive thru (Tim Hortons is a major Canadian donut distributor) ANYWAY, the line up is huge and numb nuts in the car ahead orders a toasted bagel for his entire family and a dozen donuts. IF you want that much shit go inside...drive thru is for quick coffee and a donut not order a meal.

1)I was at a Mcdonalds once (rest stop) and there was a guy in front of me who was maybe 1007 years old. There was a long line. When he got to the counter, he scanned the menu about 43 times, then asked what kind of SOUP they had "today". The girl behind the counter killed him with her eyes. Since he was already dead, he didn't notice.

2)Hey, Dunkin Donuts: Stick to the fucking coffee and the Donuts, bizzos! I don't want your "steak and egg" sandwhich ANYWHERE near my crullers.

More from PointBlank's sense of outrage:

Cell phones aren't new. Neither are off buttons. Neither are movies. Put it together, asshole. They even have a cute little commercial that they made JUST FOR DICKS LIKE YOU!

we have tim horton's in the states.

also who are you to say what the drive-thru is and is not for. there are no restrictions.

Yeah but ask them for no ice in a coke, and they look at you like you're speaking swahili!

Where's my burrito?!

Anyone remember when McD's tried serving pizza? Yeah, no one else does either...

I was trying to remember my PIN by punching in all the different possibilities in order.

someone was obviously using a stolen atm card....

i live across the street from dairy queen. come sit on my porch and we can wait til the lines die down.

what i like to do is :
make sure i get a statement,
then a mini print of all payed in
then a mini print of all payed out
then a mini print of a statement,
then transfere to my saveings
then transfere from my saveings
then cheque the balance on my saveings
then get a mini print of payments into my saveings
then get a mini print of payments out of my saveings
then a paper copy of my balance in my account
and then draw out £10

Last month I found 2 different people ATM cards left in the machine. I called information and got their phone numbers and called them directly to return their cards since the bank was closed. But seriously folks, please remember your cards. Or start offering me better rewards.