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highresolution

highresolution

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 16, 2005 01:47 AM

and we'll train them to eat the underwear off good looking women.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 16, 2005 01:48 AM

i have a really great quote about goats, but you would't really get it unless you watched " the N " like, 3 years ago.

so i won't.


but, that would be funny too. [ the underwear thing. ]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

APR 16, 2005 01:51 AM

That's a really good idea, will gl women go for it thouhg

[Edited on Apr 16, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 16, 2005 01:51 AM

EnfantTerrible said:
GOATS!!



*slap*

none for you. i saw what happened last time.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 16, 2005 01:52 AM

NO.

highresolution

highresolution

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 16, 2005 01:56 AM


SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

APR 16, 2005 01:59 AM

Before I clicked this thread I thought Edward Albee made it. frown

Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

APR 16, 2005 01:59 AM

someones been eating paint chips again havent they?

highresolution

highresolution

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 16, 2005 02:16 AM

shut up. or i'll cock slap you.

Mykel

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

APR 16, 2005 02:32 AM

That is the scariest thing I have ever seen. shocked

artsaves1228

artsaves1228

Puyallup, WA
February 2005

APR 16, 2005 03:21 AM

whatever

Obsidian

Obsidian

Frederick, MD
December 2002

APR 16, 2005 04:39 AM

i had a pet goat once, we use to hold on to his horns and point him at someone and he would ram them at full force...
working on a farm means you have to provide your own entertainment whatever

hollascottmoney

hollascottmoney

The Colony, TX
September 2002

MAY 13, 2005 02:50 AM

No threads are being killed and i respect you enfant..but i just got this and i wanted to use it asap...move along people..

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAY 13, 2005 09:28 AM

this one guy i know who waits tables got a really shitty tip from this guy, so he took his credit card # and bought a goat for a family in a 3rd world country on it.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAY 13, 2005 09:31 AM

EnfantTerrible said:

_Wahine_ said:
this one guy i know who waits tables got a really shitty tip from this guy, so he took his credit card # and bought a goat for a family in a 3rd world country on it.



I think I love him!!

...and I love you even more for telling me that story...it gave me a warm fuzzy.




yeah, he also likes to send rednecks gay porn subscriptions and imported cheeses.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAY 13, 2005 09:35 AM

EnfantTerrible said:

_Wahine_ said:

EnfantTerrible said:

_Wahine_ said:
this one guy i know who waits tables got a really shitty tip from this guy, so he took his credit card # and bought a goat for a family in a 3rd world country on it.



I think I love him!!

...and I love you even more for telling me that story...it gave me a warm fuzzy.




yeah, he also likes to send rednecks gay porn subscriptions and imported cheeses.




Does he have an SG account? He should...I bet he could do some good here...




I know!! he needs to get one..he hates people, and i think that is what i like so much about him ( he told his wife that he hates her too, just less than other people)....he makes work so much more entertaining. biggrin

ProperNoun

ProperNoun

Hong Kong
December 2004

MAY 13, 2005 09:38 AM

ARG! ARRR!!! Me hates people... so... I'll... just go work with the public where they're used to people in my position pandering to them for tips!!!

SOOO HARDCORE!!!

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAY 13, 2005 09:41 AM

ProperNoun said:
ARG! ARRR!!! Me hates people... so... I'll... just go work with the public where they're used to people in my position pandering to them for tips!!!

SOOO HARDCORE!!!





I know..that is what makes him so funny...he is a total dick to his tables too, but they seem to love the abuse.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAY 13, 2005 09:54 AM

EnfantTerrible said:

_Wahine_ said:

ProperNoun said:
ARG! ARRR!!! Me hates people... so... I'll... just go work with the public where they're used to people in my position pandering to them for tips!!!

SOOO HARDCORE!!!





I know..that is what makes him so funny...he is a total dick to his tables too, but they seem to love the abuse.




There use to be a restraunt here that that was their theme. They(the staff) were encouraged to dress silly or in constumes, and then just kinda be assholes or role play their characters and annoy you. The bathroom in the building was hidden so you had to ask a staff member where it was, then they would make a big deal out of it and lead you around yelling you were about BLOW and needed the bathroom quick. I saw them carry a lady around on their shoulders looking once and she started to cry her bladder hurt so bad...My family was being waited on by one guy and another lady that was acting like 'Cybil' came over the side of table and repeatedly stabbed my potato screaming "Die...Die!" then just leaving the mangled mess on the plate...Interesting place...

anyway...





I've heard of those kinds places...it would be "intresting" to eat at a place like that...as far as working there, it seems like a lot of effort.Where i work we let the natural assholery do all the work..Management tolerates most of it, mom and pop places seem to be way more accepting that a corporation when it comes to bullshit. I have seen many employees throw down in the parking lot with costumers, if the customers were ass holes... I*heart* my job.



edited cause i can't spell

[Edited on May 13, 2005 by _Wahine_]

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

SEP 09, 2007 06:35 PM

wink

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

SEP 09, 2007 06:49 PM

I'm confused. We seem to be missing someone here.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 09, 2007 06:52 PM

I didn't do it! wink

ckdexterhaven said:
I'm confused. We seem to be missing someone here.



Yeah. I've noticed this with the fossilized threads. It's like you find a skeleton with a missing spine or something. Creepy.

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

SEP 09, 2007 06:53 PM

Uber perhaps?

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 09, 2007 06:55 PM

MW2K2 said:
Uber perhaps?



It's like the meteor in the Yucatan. Takes some serious forensics. The best part is that there seem to have been two of them in this one thread. What are the odds?! It's like finding a tyrannosaurus with a triceratops in its belly.

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

SEP 09, 2007 06:57 PM

i didnt do it either.

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