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burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

MAR 22, 2005 12:49 AM

Lucy said:

burstandbloom said:
i just got back
from the Love Shack

and im way too tired to eat
or enjoy any public displays of affection

unless..........

good lord is Lucy getting bent over and paddled with a roller
?

that cant be sanitary

[Edited on Mar 22, 2005 by burstandbloom]


Pshaw.
Sanitation, smanitation.
All my naughty bits are covered with this here apron.
And if this thread gets past ten pages, I will post pictures of me wearing said apron. With not much else.
wink





and
im all about page 10

You called for the thunder Mr., well now you got it"
































edited cause editing is cool

[Edited on Mar 22, 2005 by burstandbloom]

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 22, 2005 12:49 AM

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



Sweet Jesus on a bun I love my job.

Mykel

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 22, 2005 12:50 AM

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



love
I'll say it again, I totally love my job.
*makeouts*

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 22, 2005 12:50 AM

burstandbloom said:

what about the Freak's naughty tool
?

he just stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes
and you shouldnt even have mashed potatoes
at a bakery



Dude... you should have known it was that kind of party.

Tjaden

Tjaden

I'm lost
June 2003

MAR 22, 2005 12:51 AM

FreakPirate said:

burstandbloom said:

what about the Freak's naughty tool
?

he just stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes
and you shouldnt even have mashed potatoes
at a bakery



Dude... you should have known it was that kind of party.



Hahah... beat me to it.

ZING

Tjaden

Tjaden

I'm lost
June 2003

MAR 22, 2005 12:52 AM

Yeah, this job rox0rs... biggrin love kiss blush

DapperGatsby

DapperGatsby

I'm lost
February 2004

MAR 22, 2005 12:52 AM

Lucy said:

DapperGatsby said:

I've been hired by Miss Lucy to whip Miss Betty's brown apples into a culinary frenzy!
so be it!
My tipsy New York lawyer that I'm flirting with over the phone right now,
tells me i better make sure I have enough butter and brown sugar...
she says it doesn't matter what you put in it- as long the topping rocks
wait ..
I dunno if she's still talkin' about Brown betty!
oops

Did I tell ya I've mad skills Fondue-wise?!?!
I'm a sauce-er-er of sorts as well!

yeah I'm nipping on the cooking sherry!!!

[Edited on Mar 22, 2005 by DapperGatsby]


Mmm, fondue...
..hot, sticky, and liquidy, could anyone ask for a better treat?




FreakPirate said:

Lucy said:

Mmm, fondue...
..hot, sticky, and liquidy, could anyone ask for a better treat?



You rang? tongue



Dang it!
I was gonna say the same thing actually!!

I'm sorta preoccupied flirtin' with my
tipsy-fied sassafrass of a NYC lawyer lass...
I better keep up on this tasty thread 'fore I get the axe!
I'm veering off topic again..
sorry
Let's see what sweet treatsI can offer now!
Oh yeah!

How about some tempting tarts:

Tjaden

Tjaden

I'm lost
June 2003

MAR 22, 2005 12:53 AM

Speaking of showers...

burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

MAR 22, 2005 12:53 AM

FreakPirate said:

burstandbloom said:

what about the Freak's naughty tool
?

he just stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes
and you shouldnt even have mashed potatoes
at a bakery



Dude... you should have known it was that kind of party.




im glad you followed that setup

i would have doubted your skills
if you left that one go

burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

MAR 22, 2005 12:53 AM

+1

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 22, 2005 12:53 AM

softreply said:

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



love
I'll say it again, I totally love my job.
*makeouts*




Since I'm all nice and clean...











...let's get dirty.

Where's the chocolate syrup?

Mykel

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 22, 2005 12:54 AM

FreakPirate said:

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



Sweet Jesus on a bun I love my job.



We are very happy workers in here.
"I love my job, he loves his job..."

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 22, 2005 12:54 AM

Gastby, I thought I was the only tempting tart in your life!

Mykel

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 22, 2005 12:55 AM

Noir said:

softreply said:

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



love
I'll say it again, I totally love my job.
*makeouts*




Since I'm all nice and clean...











...let's get dirty.

Where's the chocolate syrup?



Over here, baby.
wink

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 22, 2005 12:57 AM

softreply said:

Noir said:

softreply said:

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



love
I'll say it again, I totally love my job.
*makeouts*




Since I'm all nice and clean...











...let's get dirty.

Where's the chocolate syrup?



Over here, baby.
wink




*drools*

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 22, 2005 12:57 AM

burstandbloom said:

im glad you followed that setup

i would have doubted your skills
if you left that one go



Miss out on a dick in the mashed potatoes setup?
NEVER!!

Trevor

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO
July 2003

MAR 22, 2005 12:58 AM

So *this* is where all the hot action is tonight...

Tjaden

Tjaden

I'm lost
June 2003

MAR 22, 2005 12:58 AM

Man, I never knew Pocky was so... perfect for this thread:

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 22, 2005 12:58 AM

I think we should make a pastry called Sweet Jesus on a Bun.

DapperGatsby

DapperGatsby

I'm lost
February 2004

MAR 22, 2005 12:59 AM

Noir said:

softreply said:

Noir said:
Ooops. Sorry, I was in the shower slathering Oil of Olay bodywash all over my hot naked body.
*ahem*



*makeouts*



love
I'll say it again, I totally love my job.
*makeouts*




Since I'm all nice and clean...

...let's get dirty.

Where's the chocolate syrup?



I'm glad we both decided not to hit the Rogue tonight!
This thread is a sweet treat already!

Didja say chocolate?!?!


yum

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 22, 2005 12:59 AM

Trevor said:
So *this* is where all the hot action is tonight...



Girls... it's his birthday. Makeouts for him.
Guys... it's his birthday. A firm handshake and eclairs for him.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 22, 2005 12:59 AM

Noir said:
I think we should make a pastry called Sweet Jesus on a Bun.



I'm on it!

Mykel

Mykel

HOPEFUL

San Jose, CA

MAR 22, 2005 12:59 AM

Trevor said:
So *this* is where all the hot action is tonight...



You know it wink
*birthday makeouts*

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

MAR 22, 2005 01:00 AM

Noir said:
Gastby, I thought I was the only tempting tart in your life!


Hey, I wanna join too.
I am the boss, after all.
And Tjaden:
Apparently I need you to make this kind of Pocky.

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

MAR 22, 2005 01:02 AM

*Birthday makeouts for Trevor*
Done and done.

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