The Love Bakery

Since FreakPirate and I love to cook AND love to make out, we've decided to combine the two, so step right into the Love Bakery.
The Love Bakery is a place where you can come to share kisses and crumpets, muffins and makeouts, popovers and porkings...you get the idea.
Sure, our baked goods may be a bit overdone because we're too busy kissing to pay attention to the timer, but what's a little charcoal in the name of sweet lovin's?
We will make out in front of you as you wait for your warm apple pie. And encourage everyone to do the same. And people will come from miles around. To make out and eat burnt apple pie.
And no one will care that they're buying burnt pie because they'll be too busy making out or standing in awe of our hotness.

So what I'm really trying to say is,
welcome to the Love Bakery,
Can I take your order?

But...you work here.
You take orders, you don't give them...
And you already have all the Lucy I've got.

*makeouts*

I'm sure we can do that.
With butter.
LOooove butter.

*shakes*
Sorry, the smallest order we have is a B.

Mmmm, babies.
I like eating babies.
I will eat everyone's babies.
How are you at makeouts?
There might be an entry level position...

A little of column a, and a little of column b, and LOT of column c. *Insert pervy wink here*

I am the boss, therefore I do.

*applies*

Since you made out with me in my journal earlier, I already know what you can do.
You are hired, and promoted to First Makeout Girl.

WOOO!
Suck it, everyone else.
*makeouts*

[Edited on Mar 22, 2005 by Noir]

Apple Betty?
Wow, you're hired!
I love those.

Yeah, softreply's the best.

*Edited to say she's very qualified and I'm witness to her expertise.

[Edited on Mar 22, 2005 by Noir]

Somebody got it just before you did.
But I will give you journal props too sweetie.