Silliness

TOPICS:

3/16/13

Previous

PAGE: 

1 ... 

8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12

 ... 555

Next

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Next

TOPIC CLOSED
CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

MAR 01, 2013 05:35 AM

AlienHeep said:
This thread is a lesson in the study of Humanology, and I have learned quite a bit.



Did you learn about banjos?

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

MAR 01, 2013 05:40 AM

AlienHeep said:
This thread is a lesson in the study of Humanology, and I have learned quite a bit.



Tell me about the rabbits again George....

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAR 01, 2013 05:44 AM

I like mustard.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

MAR 01, 2013 06:05 AM

I've never dated anyone for their money.

Maybe that's not what them bitches care about.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 01, 2013 06:07 AM

I married my husband for his penis.

THERE. I SAID IT.

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

MAR 01, 2013 06:19 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:
I married my husband for his penis.

THERE. I SAID IT.



Detachable, multiple attachments, three-speed, and it makes jullenne fries?

Capote

Capote

Israel
October 2007

MAR 01, 2013 06:21 AM

I choose my man because of his great hair and cats. Bitches love cats,

AlienHeep

AlienHeep

I'm lost
August 2008

MAR 01, 2013 06:23 AM

Capote said:
I choose my man because of his great hair and cats. Bitches love cats,



And the privilege of his Benz.

Capote

Capote

Israel
October 2007

MAR 01, 2013 06:30 AM

AlienHeep said:

Capote said:
I choose my man because of his great hair and cats. Bitches love cats,



And the privilege of his Benz.



Dude you have no idea how nice the Benz is.

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Cheyenne, WY
October 2004

MAR 01, 2013 06:33 AM

so glad I was here to see this, yet so sad I missed it last night smileblackeyed

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 01, 2013 06:36 AM

Coyote_ said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
I married my husband for his penis.

THERE. I SAID IT.



Detachable, multiple attachments, three-speed, and it makes jullenne fries?



Nope, just fucks and pees like the rest of them. But it's pretty and it feels awesome and it's my favouritest of all the penises!

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 01, 2013 06:37 AM

Capote said:

AlienHeep said:

Capote said:
I choose my man because of his great hair and cats. Bitches love cats,



And the privilege of his Benz.



Dude you have no idea how nice the Benz is.



AlienHeep

AlienHeep

I'm lost
August 2008

MAR 01, 2013 06:44 AM

On my homeworld surfacing too fast is considered a sport.
^^

Capote said:

AlienHeep said:

Capote said:
I choose my man because of his great hair and cats. Bitches love cats,



And the privilege of his Benz.



Dude you have no idea how nice the Benz is.



I SHALL SOLVE THIS ENIGMA!

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

MAR 01, 2013 10:08 PM

Apparently I can't talk because in a study comparing SA youths vs American Youths (to determine why SA has a higher prevelance of HIV), it came out that SA girls only date guys a fair few years older than them because we want financial stability.

I can't say that is not true because I am dating a CA who is 9years older than me.

I swear I am dating him for his firecrotch though!


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Oh, OP, due to the study, keep your creepy butt out of SA tongue
and possibly any developmental or third world or lower economical class country.


MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

MAR 01, 2013 10:22 PM

Sometimes life can feel overwhelming. Take things one day/step at a time. And stop being such a bitch.
zoom image

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Cheyenne, WY
October 2004

MAR 01, 2013 10:28 PM

MDW said:
Sometimes life can feel overwhelming. Take things one day/step at a time. And stop being such a bitch.
zoom image



shut the fuck up Donnie!

zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

MAR 01, 2013 11:15 PM

zoom image

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 02, 2013 12:37 AM

tried and true method that works for me at the local bar 7 out of 10 times is just after last call i flip my dick out and shout "who wants to play with my stump, any takers or should i just go home and jerk off?" but of course i'm emotionally crippled and dont do relationships...ARRR!!!

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

MAR 02, 2013 02:27 AM

^^ a guy i knew in school used to do that, not flipping his dick out thing but after the pub or nightclub closed would just randomly ask groups of girls straight up if anyone wanted to fuck, when you think about it, it takes balls to ask girls this in a group situation, its like walking into the lions den

weirdly he did quite often get some, so go figure, but my advice is to make sure you wear a bullet proof cock, or some form of groinal protection

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 02, 2013 03:24 AM

it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...

AlienHeep

AlienHeep

I'm lost
August 2008

MAR 02, 2013 04:09 AM

Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...



You sound like every other US Senator. ooo aaa

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 02, 2013 04:45 AM

AlienHeep said:

Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...



You sound like every other US Senator. ooo aaa



yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2013 06:21 AM

Charlie_Stars said:

AlienHeep said:

Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...



You sound like every other US Senator. ooo aaa



yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem



I don't know if I can vote for you now...

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 02, 2013 06:33 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:

Charlie_Stars said:

AlienHeep said:

Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...



You sound like every other US Senator. ooo aaa



yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem



I don't know if I can vote for you now...



but i know how to maintain a budget and currently i have zero debt

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2013 07:09 AM

Charlie_Stars said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

Charlie_Stars said:

AlienHeep said:

Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...



You sound like every other US Senator. ooo aaa



yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem



I don't know if I can vote for you now...



but i know how to maintain a budget and currently i have zero debt



Okay... you still have my vote. But you're going to need some dead hoookers or something, baby.

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Next