Apparently I can't talk because in a study comparing SA youths vs American Youths (to determine why SA has a higher prevelance of HIV), it came out that SA girls only date guys a fair few years older than them because we want financial stability.
I can't say that is not true because I am dating a CA who is 9years older than me.
I swear I am dating him for his firecrotch though!
tried and true method that works for me at the local bar 7 out of 10 times is just after last call i flip my dick out and shout "who wants to play with my stump, any takers or should i just go home and jerk off?" but of course i'm emotionally crippled and dont do relationships...
^^ a guy i knew in school used to do that, not flipping his dick out thing but after the pub or nightclub closed would just randomly ask groups of girls straight up if anyone wanted to fuck, when you think about it, it takes balls to ask girls this in a group situation, its like walking into the lions den
weirdly he did quite often get some, so go figure, but my advice is to make sure you wear a bullet proof cock, or some form of groinal protection
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...
Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...
Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...
You sound like every other US Senator.
yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem
Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...
You sound like every other US Senator.
yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem
Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...
You sound like every other US Senator.
yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem
I don't know if I can vote for you now...
but i know how to maintain a budget and currently i have zero debt
Charlie_Stars said:
it may not be original but it works, but if you do decide to show off the bait and tackle make sure you're in a bar that you can get away with it, thankfully the bars i go to tend to let me get away with all my shenanigans as long as i dont throw up, piss on the floor, or dry hump the strangers...
You sound like every other US Senator.
yea but when they do it, it usually involves a dead hooker or a live boy... thankfully i havent had that problem
I don't know if I can vote for you now...
but i know how to maintain a budget and currently i have zero debt
Okay... you still have my vote. But you're going to need some dead hoookers or something, baby.
CoyoteMike
Iowa City, IA
May 2006
MAR 01, 2013 05:35 AM