Fexting.

Forum + Sexting.

I open your unlocked door to a barley lit house. I here you whisper this way from the bedroom. I walk down the hallway following the trail of discarded clothing. As i enter turn the corner and enter the bedroom you are standing there naked and I almost run right into you.

Suddenly, Pandas!

but it was all a crazy dream!

brilliant!

Good thing I had covered myself in essense of skunk ape so that I was able to go undetected by the fae.

I run my hands down the curves of your smooth body, my fingers growing moist from perspiration. My excitement builds as I think of your lips on mine, tasting your sweet nectar.....

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Then I grab the bottle opener, crack the lid off and enjoy my beer.


What'd you pervs think I was talking about?

I pulled on my long-sleeved rubber glove and plunged my arm into the waiting bucket, making sure to get a thick and viscous coating on it Trembling with anticipation, I approached the awaiting canvas, spread beneath me. It began with one finger, slowly circling the mark before pressing my digit to it. I etched out quick series of strokes before adding another finger. Then, I started in with another finger, soon adding another as I worked furiously away. Right as my medium buckled with no place to go, I quickly splaying my fingers as wide as they could go before I began to firmly press my...

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paint covered palm upon the paper. Beautiful turkeys were everywhere.


Hard core fexting.

I get your box from you in the mail. Open it widely, and penetrate the insides looking for the gift you have sent me.

I hear you scream from excitement over the finding of it.