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lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

FEB 03, 2013 07:38 PM

Cosmo said:

lectorvyal said:
...and a waffle maker instead of a vagina


I've heard some pretty weird fetishes, but that one sounds downright painful.

Well, until you find that 'perfect' woman, maybe you can try using this:
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but i want vagina shaped waffles

Priapos

priapos

San Angelo, TX
October 2005

FEB 03, 2013 07:39 PM

She can eat this, with all the fixins, in under an hour

zoom image

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

FEB 03, 2013 11:02 PM

lectorvyal said:
really, we can put one together from any parts we want?

i want eight boobs and a tail



lectorvyal said:
eight boobs with tentacles coming out of the nipples

and a waffle maker instead of a vagina




and here I though I was your perfect SG

*runs and hides int he bathroom sobbing*

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

FEB 03, 2013 11:13 PM

only if you grow tentacles and a vagina waffletongue

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

FEB 04, 2013 01:31 PM

Morrigan

Morrigan

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

FEB 04, 2013 01:34 PM

.....blue waffle?

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

FEB 04, 2013 02:28 PM

Morrigan said:
.....blue waffle?



If your vagina is making blue waffles, see a doctor.

weschewy

weschewy

USA
December 2012

FEB 04, 2013 02:39 PM

I want my Suicide Girl to have her breast tell when it's raining.

kittenmigration

kittenmigration

Fairbanks, AK
February 2010

FEB 04, 2013 02:50 PM

All my fantasy Suicidegirls show waffle in their sets. WSFB or GTFO.
oink

Mayvis

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR
July 2011

FEB 04, 2013 03:13 PM

Coyote_ said:

Morrigan said:
.....blue waffle?



If your vagina is making blue waffles, see a doctor.



Wait I thought it was if the waffle was green, see a doctor, if its blue, give it some air.

MajorBoredom

MajorBoredom

Grand Prairie, TX
November 2006

FEB 04, 2013 03:32 PM



She must squirt kombucha from her flower of life.

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

FEB 04, 2013 05:52 PM

She must like Farscape, stargate, star trek, star wars, Asimov, science-y space things, video games, terribad movies you can MST3k to, also MST3k, role playing games, beer(real beer not american lagers) and a bunch of other stuff I can go on about.

I'd she should meet all those requirements then I hope to someday be ale to share a brew and play video games* with her.




*please note "play video games" is not a euphemism.

bendingunit23

bendingunit23

Canada
April 2005

FEB 04, 2013 06:56 PM

Sal_ said:
She must like Farscape, stargate, star trek, star wars, Asimov, science-y space things, video games, terribad movies you can MST3k to, also MST3k, role playing games, beer(real beer not american lagers) and a bunch of other stuff I can go on about.

I'd she should meet all those requirements then I hope to someday be ale to share a brew and play video games* with her.




*please note "play video games" is not a euphemism.



I like how you wrote 'ale' rather than the more likely able

J_rocker

J_rocker

Haverhill, MA
February 2013

FEB 04, 2013 07:16 PM

I feel like most of the beautiful women on this site would suffice.
Just saying

MissyMalice

MissyMalice

USA
May 2010

FEB 04, 2013 07:22 PM

surreal

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

FEB 04, 2013 07:25 PM



*faps*

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

FEB 05, 2013 05:33 AM

bendingunit23 said:

Sal_ said:
She must like Farscape, stargate, star trek, star wars, Asimov, science-y space things, video games, terribad movies you can MST3k to, also MST3k, role playing games, beer(real beer not american lagers) and a bunch of other stuff I can go on about.

I'd she should meet all those requirements then I hope to someday be ale to share a brew and play video games* with her.




*please note "play video games" is not a euphemism.



I like how you wrote 'ale' rather than the more likely able



Yeah I fat finger when I am typing on my phone alot and I don't really catch all the autocorrect errors.

Miranda

Miranda

SUICIDEGIRL

Finland

FEB 05, 2013 08:43 AM

Mayvis said:

Coyote_ said:

Morrigan said:
.....blue waffle?



If your vagina is making blue waffles, see a doctor.



Wait I thought it was if the waffle was green, see a doctor, if its blue, give it some air.



I have to admit it. I kind of cracked up to that. *hangs head in shame*

Morrigan

Morrigan

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

FEB 05, 2013 08:45 AM

Miranda said:

Mayvis said:

Coyote_ said:

Morrigan said:
.....blue waffle?



If your vagina is making blue waffles, see a doctor.



Wait I thought it was if the waffle was green, see a doctor, if its blue, give it some air.



I have to admit it. I kind of cracked up to that. *hangs head in shame*



If it's yellow let it mellow?

Morrigan

Morrigan

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

FEB 05, 2013 08:50 AM

If it's red, shake your head?

Morrigan

Morrigan

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

FEB 05, 2013 08:50 AM

If it's brown flush it down?

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

FEB 05, 2013 09:13 AM

Morrigan said:
If it's red, shake your head?



Redwings!
leave me alone

Morrigan

Morrigan

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

FEB 05, 2013 09:21 AM

zoom image

Miranda

Miranda

SUICIDEGIRL

Finland

FEB 05, 2013 10:49 AM

Bhahhahhaa hahhaahhaa oh dear. A fit of laughter.

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

FEB 05, 2013 12:37 PM

Miranda said:
Bhahhahhaa hahhaahhaa oh dear. A fit of laughter.


+1....

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