Most random call

Today I got a call from a guy who was flipping out on me saying that his girl was over here and I was fucking her and after about 5 mins he says ima fuck you up David and I turned around and said dude you got the wrong guy my name is Mack, Mack Ramirez...... Silence for a few seconds followed by shit, sorry man click............

So she lied about your name?

As far as I know I have not slept with any girls, so it couldent be for me

Oh man, my bad. Those random digits I've been giving out are YOUR number?

Wow, crazy odds....

Oh why thank you,
I enjoy the random numbers

Pffft. I've written your number on a LOT of bathroom stalls, but I never misnamed you David.

Just as long as its not next to a glory hole

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No comment.

I got a call once, after I had moved out of his house, from my bass player of 10 years. He hassled me about some imaginary unpaiid bill of about $60 and threatened to come beat me up all the way in Houston from Austin.

We reconciled later, but it didn't work out long-term