Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.
I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!
Mr_Matt_ said:
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.
I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!
Mr_Matt_ said:
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.
I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!
Mr_Matt_ said:
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.
I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!
Mirena?
Mirena is evil.
Everyone has a different experience. I quite enjoy mine.
MissyMalice
USA
May 2010
JAN 07, 2013 02:34 PM