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MissyMalice

MissyMalice

USA
May 2010

JAN 07, 2013 02:34 PM

sharing from tumblr:


Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN



and, yes, it needed its own thread.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JAN 07, 2013 03:01 PM

This is why I take steps to ensure my spouse KNOWS there will be no baby, and thus no baby room building.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

JAN 07, 2013 03:06 PM

I seriously dislike my womb and all of it's lining and bullshit.

cpkz

cpkz

Portland, OR
September 2006

JAN 07, 2013 03:13 PM

Dryad said:
This is why I take steps to ensure my spouse KNOWS there will be no baby, and thus no baby room building.



I think this was all a metaphor for having your period, and not that a man actually built a baby room inside of a house.

*spelling it out, oh yeah!

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

JAN 07, 2013 03:32 PM

I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

iampeeder

iampeeder

Cupertino, CA
June 2008

JAN 07, 2013 03:36 PM

i often burn down houses when i dont get what i want

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

JAN 07, 2013 05:04 PM

Booby babies?

MajorBoredom

MajorBoredom

Grand Prairie, TX
November 2006

JAN 07, 2013 06:33 PM

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

JAN 07, 2013 07:17 PM

There is simple, affordable birth control that prevents all of the above. FYI.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

JAN 07, 2013 07:21 PM

The post isn't about babies! It's about women shedding their uterine lining every month!

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

JAN 07, 2013 07:35 PM

I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.

I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

JAN 07, 2013 07:38 PM

I didn't get my period.

Iso

Iso

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JAN 07, 2013 07:44 PM

Mr_Matt_ said:
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.

I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!



Mirena?

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 07, 2013 07:51 PM

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Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

JAN 07, 2013 08:32 PM

Iso said:

Mr_Matt_ said:
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.

I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!



Mirena?



Mirena is evil.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

JAN 07, 2013 08:32 PM

PaulNikon said:
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This is brilliant.

Iso

Iso

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JAN 07, 2013 08:40 PM

Robotsatemyhair said:

Iso said:

Mr_Matt_ said:
I wasn't talking about babies. I was talking about simple, affordable birth control which also eliminates menstruation and it's uncomfortable symptoms.

I forget what it's called. My wife has an implant, it lasts 5 years, and no periods. None. And no side effects either. Fucking magic!



Mirena?



Mirena is evil.



Everyone has a different experience. I quite enjoy mine.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

JAN 07, 2013 08:46 PM

PaulNikon said:
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Thank you.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JAN 08, 2013 08:17 AM

cpkz said:

Dryad said:
This is why I take steps to ensure my spouse KNOWS there will be no baby, and thus no baby room building.



I think this was all a metaphor for having your period, and not that a man actually built a baby room inside of a house.

*spelling it out, oh yeah!



I stand by what I said.

imp_

imp_

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JAN 08, 2013 08:24 AM

cpkz said:

Dryad said:
This is why I take steps to ensure my spouse KNOWS there will be no baby, and thus no baby room building.



I think this was all a metaphor for having your period, and not that a man actually built a baby room inside of a house.

*spelling it out, oh yeah!



leave it to the man....

i'm so proud right now.

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

JAN 08, 2013 08:35 AM

PaulNikon said:
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I think I love you!
that's the best thing ever!

mildots

mildots

USA
September 2007

JAN 08, 2013 12:40 PM

PaulNikon said:
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This is so awesome!

MissyMalice

MissyMalice

USA
May 2010

JAN 08, 2013 02:37 PM

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yellowkid

yellowkid

Boise, ID
May 2007

JAN 08, 2013 03:06 PM

My friend showed me this a few months ago. I couldn't find the source.

TheAssistant

TheAssistant

Phoenix, AZ
January 2012

JAN 08, 2013 03:26 PM

With great power comes great responsibility.

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