Strangely there aren't all that many female super villain evil genius'. But often when one does come around they DO seduce their foes and or minions. I am sure the boobs help with this!

Oh there are, but having a nice pair of boobs typically means they succeed in their plots and schemes, and never get discovered for the evil geniuses they really are

Don't forget the ever present pet. It should at least be unusual looking if not downright bizarre.

This is important as a trademark, is a focal point of the hatred of your henchmen, often disrupts the plans oft pesky would be Heros plus chicks realize you are responsible so it helps getting you laid.

Evilgasm

Netherlands

April 2007

JAN 02, 2013 08:16 AM

Captain_Mo said:
Haha oh man i have to steal these, i have a friend who is a bartender who brags about her feminine charm and the money it makes her. This will be useful in showing her where she fits in my society muahahahahaha

Evilgasm said:

I uploaded a bunch more here.

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

JAN 02, 2013 01:02 PM

Captain_Mo

Winnipeg, MB

December 2012

JAN 04, 2013 05:36 PM

rerusynjeh said:
1) Never give long speeches
2) Shoot first
3) Hire a neutral accountant.
4) Have a nice smile- it distracts and builds trust.
5) Use trust to your advantage.
6) never give all your secrets away.
7)

I'm assuming 7 is the bonus option that involves nukes/radioactive tigers. or radioactive tigers with nukes strapped to their backs. NO! radioactive tigers MADE of nukes. Is your brain wrinkled?

Captain_Mo

Winnipeg, MB

December 2012

JAN 04, 2013 05:37 PM

I use the same practices when I teach kindergarten

semiretiredpunk said:

RaymondAlginon said:
The former soviet union is still a great place to pick up huge allotments of weapons at great discounts.

American Gangs are a good place to recruit canon fodder like minions.

Eastern European Gangs are a bad place to recruit ANYONE, they will always turn on outsiders.

African Pirates are terrible minions but a good source of canon fodder for use as outsourced mussel.

Always have eyes inside local police forces. Often a dirty cop is more easily controlled than bribing an honest one.

Never keep an obvious base. Abandoned Warehouses are best, as are abandoned hospitals or other large buildings. But always keep on the move, stay in no place more than a week.

Trust the homeless. They are like rats on a ship. If people are sniffing around your places of interest, the homeless will know about it and warn you, if you treat the right. You must make sure they want to keep you happy MORE than they want to keep others happy.

Always show your underlings that you are top dog. Periodically beat a smartass. NEVER have someone else do it for you. When you do it make sure everyone sees you do it, but make sure the majority agrees it was called for!

Pay your minions on time, or make sure they feel appreciated with upward mobility. Never encourage backstabbing though... this will undermine you!

Recruit an evil pharmacist and evil machinist.

If you have trouble keeping your minions, you can always get them hooked on crystal meth. Highly addictive stimulant drugs will ensure loyalty, boundless supplies of energy, and utter ruthlessness in dealing with your enemies. One main drawback to this plan (aside from additional operating costs) is that it only works on the more easily manipulated minions. If you've accidentally hired a budding young Scarface, it may lead to ruthlessness in dealing with you, as well.

Also, instead of blowing too much money on black market submachine guns, buy a small machine shop as soon as you are able and turn out some Sten knockoffs for a fraction of the price in the long run. Don't waste your time and money trying to copy the more complicated, high quality automatics; everyone knows henchmen (and women) can't shoot for shit anyway (I hear they get in unofficial trouble with their local minion's union if they shoot better than their pay grade). Just go for something simple that sprays a lot of lead downrange.

Captain_Mo

Winnipeg, MB

December 2012

JAN 04, 2013 05:39 PM

Ever play a strategy game calle Evil Genius?

RaymondAlginon said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
Boobs.

Strangely there aren't all that many female super villain evil genius'. But often when one does come around they DO seduce their foes and or minions. I am sure the boobs help with this!

Captain_Mo

Winnipeg, MB

December 2012

JAN 04, 2013 05:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY
seemed appropriate.

Vassilis said:

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TwoDragons

USA

November 2012

JAN 01, 2013 08:50 PM