What are you good at?

I need some fucking positive thinking. So, tell me what you're good at doing.

making people laugh.

Blow jobs. School projects. Poetry/Writing. Cooking. Bed-making. Make-up. Customer service. Quality assurance. Music.

Blow jobs.

Mostly blow jobs.

Being a smart ass
Drinking beer
Drinking coffee
Sleeping

Ok real talk.

I take pretty good photos
I'm good at fixing things
I have extensive knowledge about the natural world. That's more of a knowing thing then something I actually DO but I'll take whatever I can get.

Making beautiful babies.
Being a mom.
Being quick witted.
Doing your mom.
Photography.
Being a pet owner.
Baking.
Coloring.
Drawing.
Sleeping.
Making hair bows.
Being organized.

doing hair & nails
videogames
being a smartass
word games / language related stuff
reading
making jewelry
getting gifts for people

hitting people
technology
listening
knowing what people want to hear most
shooting guns
being reliable
grammar

I forgot to add this to my list as well.

Making friends with dogs
Getting close to wild deer
Anything to do with knives
Writing (I hope)
Making short-lived threads

I really have no idea.

Let me think

EDIT
Listening, I'm apparently really good at listening
Also I'm perceptive to others emotions.

Same here...

Im good and not being good at anything. just okay at a bunch of stuff.

Annoying people.

Imagining.

Day dreaming.

Finding and remembering odd shit.

Making others feel better by contrast.

Cursing.

Drinking.

Driving.

You know, the important things.

Eating food.
Drinking booze.
Tricking people into buying my stupid, lazy art.
Being drunk.
Yelling at people.
Making women over 30 come (I really don't understand it, I'm just happy I can do it)
Smoking large amounts of cigarettes.
Going deaf.
Mowing the lawn.
Jeopardy. (I haven't tried to get on the show, I know I'll get questions about Broadway shows and books of the bible and lose horribly)
Drinking Coca~Cola. I'll out Coke alla you motherfuckers.
Falling asleep on El trains.
BBQing.

Improvising
quoting the Simpsons
trivia
football
listing things
picking ripe produce
cracking my joints
video games
standing on my hind legs like a little Rory Calhoun
foreshadowing
using literary terms wrong
telephoning jokes
ending lists too late

I think I love you.

Looking like Yul Brynner.

Trying to make myself look fantastic!

Video Games.

Wasting Money on things I don't need.

Collecting old-ish shows.

Bringing people over to my opinion.

drinking
drinking
being an ass
drinking
collecting random useless knowledge
and masturbating

............

Hmmm......

I'm good at...

Ummm.....

.......

Yeah, ok I'm am pretty good at.......

...........

I got nothing.

masturbating.....
an useless knowledge
and stuff

its under 'and stuff'

Alienating people
Worrying
Procrastination
Listening
Watching television