Your funniest MST3K one-liner

During a recent episode of American Horror Story, one character crawled up on top of a dissected corpse and started making out with it. I completely ruined the moment by piping up with, "Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought it would happen to me..."

"This has the bacony stink of Canada all over it." Lol. I'll have to remember that next time I'm in Canada.

How sad is it that I know exactly which episode that quote is from?

"uhhh... I'll get coffee!!!"

"And to think, all this time we could have been watching an apple brown."

Thanks, now I'm locked into a marathon of the MST3K shorts at work.

Dickweed.

Hold still while I throw this gay man at you!

Vel, it made sense to surrender. U zee, ze Germahns were veryvery mean!

Chances are.... I can kick your... scrawny ass....

We can't get this beer open.

"BELIEVE IT ... OR NOT."

He chunked, Steve.

Well, looks like he died in a state of sin.

You and your 80's. Your precious 80's. It would've continued to be the 70's if it weren't for you!

So, professor, you made this car entirely out of bamboo, huh?

Hercules will return in ... Hercules Goes Bananas

Mittens! He's a cop...

The first Lilith Fair was weird.

I'm gonna kill the guy who invented stairs ...

Why can't .. colleges ... be in ranch homes.

One heart attack per landing ... if I can just keep it to that.