Worst songs ever made

'Tis the season.
Everytime I hear this, I want to open "A History Of Violence" style can of whoop ass on the holiday shoppers at the local mall. Happy Holidays!

It sounds like Paul made the song in his parents basement with a walmart Casio keyboard.

your vast Vanilla Ice song knowledge is kinda freakin me out.

which reminds me of this

Somebody needs to touch their mouths with some dentistry.

Both of these:

fixededed.

If you watch a few minutes of this, you will think it is terrible.
If you watch all ten hours, you will come to understand
that it is the meaning of life.
In a Lovecraftian kind of way.

Every Phil Collins song, except maybe one.
Every Peter Cetera song.
Lyrically, every Ke$ha song, except Dinosaur since it's a pretty funny representation of some of the middle-aged guys I work with. Very sad.

It's true........ you should bend over.

anything by lady gaga.

also this



and

well fuck I can't upload shit today......

Another postcard.. with chimpanzees.. and every one is.. addressed to me..

1:56-1:59: I need those three seconds as a ringtone.


So terrible... it had to be posted again. His outstreched hands, kneeling and other (seemingly feigned) emotional/physical mannerisms throughout the video just have me winded.

The part where he looks around shifty eyed, like his mind is blown in awe of the dissappearing woman, is just fucking hilarious.

And the fact that Dweezil Zappa is in the video is the icing on the cake.

You can tell from his fist crunches that he feels the full weight of emotion here.

You need :53-:55 as your alternate ringtone, CodyW.

Oh, that's a good one vp! I'll have to splice that out of the song.


I do find myself listening to this sometimes. It's pretty bad. Catchy though.


I always thought JP had a lot of filler songs, but this is their absolute worst song ever.