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Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 19, 2013 05:24 AM

Porn or breakfast?

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

MAR 19, 2013 05:26 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:
Porn or breakfast?



porn then breakfast.

_paganpisces_

_paganpisces_

Litchfield, CT
May 2012

MAR 19, 2013 05:32 AM

TheAssistant said:
Why do people insist on showing me giant dead reptiles? Why on earth would someone think that I would find that somehow awesome?

I don't go around showing people pictures of dead puppies and kittens and say "Oh look how cute they WERE. Weren't they just adorable before you know...THEY WERE FUCKING KILLED"

It's not different either, I like reptiles and amphibians and sharks more than anything soft and furry, people KNOW that and still they persist because seeing a giant of some sort is "neat" to them. Oh it's totally cool, show me a 20+ ft croc that was probably 60-70 years old strung up with rope and a bullet hole in its skull, or a 10ft rattlesnake that's probably 30 with a boot print on it's spine. /rant

Fucking horseshit whatever



I agree. We had a ball python, Nagini. Was just like any pet. He'd smell you when you came in the room and wiggle up the glass to say hello. Loved him. Unfortunately he passed last year. Hoping to eventually replace him. It will be hard though, he was a very special snake. frown People assume because one, they're afraid of reptiles or two just don't like them that everyone else feels the same.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 19, 2013 05:43 AM

bete_noir said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
Porn or breakfast?



porn then breakfast.



You're so smart.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAR 19, 2013 05:45 AM

_paganpisces_ said:

TheAssistant said:
Why do people insist on showing me giant dead reptiles? Why on earth would someone think that I would find that somehow awesome?

I don't go around showing people pictures of dead puppies and kittens and say "Oh look how cute they WERE. Weren't they just adorable before you know...THEY WERE FUCKING KILLED"

It's not different either, I like reptiles and amphibians and sharks more than anything soft and furry, people KNOW that and still they persist because seeing a giant of some sort is "neat" to them. Oh it's totally cool, show me a 20+ ft croc that was probably 60-70 years old strung up with rope and a bullet hole in its skull, or a 10ft rattlesnake that's probably 30 with a boot print on it's spine. /rant

Fucking horseshit whatever



I agree. We had a ball python, Nagini. Was just like any pet. He'd smell you when you came in the room and wiggle up the glass to say hello. Loved him. Unfortunately he passed last year. Hoping to eventually replace him. It will be hard though, he was a very special snake. frown People assume because one, they're afraid of reptiles or two just don't like them that everyone else feels the same.



You guys are making it sooooo difficult for me to make "show me your lively lizard" jokes.

HakunaMatata

HakunaMatata

Labelle, FL
February 2013

MAR 19, 2013 07:47 AM

Where are my pants? Oh right, I did laundry last night.

I must be getting old if 0100 feels like staying up too late.

_paganpisces_

_paganpisces_

Litchfield, CT
May 2012

MAR 19, 2013 07:57 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:

_paganpisces_ said:

TheAssistant said:
Why do people insist on showing me giant dead reptiles? Why on earth would someone think that I would find that somehow awesome?

I don't go around showing people pictures of dead puppies and kittens and say "Oh look how cute they WERE. Weren't they just adorable before you know...THEY WERE FUCKING KILLED"

It's not different either, I like reptiles and amphibians and sharks more than anything soft and furry, people KNOW that and still they persist because seeing a giant of some sort is "neat" to them. Oh it's totally cool, show me a 20+ ft croc that was probably 60-70 years old strung up with rope and a bullet hole in its skull, or a 10ft rattlesnake that's probably 30 with a boot print on it's spine. /rant

Fucking horseshit whatever



I agree. We had a ball python, Nagini. Was just like any pet. He'd smell you when you came in the room and wiggle up the glass to say hello. Loved him. Unfortunately he passed last year. Hoping to eventually replace him. It will be hard though, he was a very special snake. frown People assume because one, they're afraid of reptiles or two just don't like them that everyone else feels the same.



You guys are making it sooooo difficult for me to make "show me your lively lizard" jokes.



It seems HakunaMatata has no pants.. Insert lively lizard pun *here*.

HakunaMatata

HakunaMatata

Labelle, FL
February 2013

MAR 19, 2013 08:34 AM


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Robotsatemyhair said:

_paganpisces_ said:

TheAssistant said:
Why do people insist on showing me giant dead reptiles? Why on earth would someone think that I would find that somehow awesome?

I don't go around showing people pictures of dead puppies and kittens and say "Oh look how cute they WERE. Weren't they just adorable before you know...THEY WERE FUCKING KILLED"

It's not different either, I like reptiles and amphibians and sharks more than anything soft and furry, people KNOW that and still they persist because seeing a giant of some sort is "neat" to them. Oh it's totally cool, show me a 20+ ft croc that was probably 60-70 years old strung up with rope and a bullet hole in its skull, or a 10ft rattlesnake that's probably 30 with a boot print on it's spine. /rant

Fucking horseshit whatever



I agree. We had a ball python, Nagini. Was just like any pet. He'd smell you when you came in the room and wiggle up the glass to say hello. Loved him. Unfortunately he passed last year. Hoping to eventually replace him. It will be hard though, he was a very special snake. frown People assume because one, they're afraid of reptiles or two just don't like them that everyone else feels the same.



You guys are making it sooooo difficult for me to make "show me your lively lizard" jokes.




Alliterative_Astrology said:

It seems HakunaMatata has no pants.. Insert lively lizard pun *here*.



Doh, set myself up for that. Oh well, next time I'll read the posts I missed first.

cpkz

cpkz

Portland, OR
September 2006

MAR 19, 2013 08:54 AM

I know she's going to say no, so why do I do it?

Because I like it!

imp_

imp_

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

MAR 19, 2013 08:59 AM

cpkz said:
I know she's going to say no, so why do I do it?



because you never really know.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAR 19, 2013 08:59 AM

cpkz said:
I know she's going to say no, so why do I do it?

Because I like it!



Because somewhere inside you are hoping she'll say yes?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAR 19, 2013 09:00 AM

Class canceled. No Japanese today! biggrin

Japanese Thursday... then finals. . . frown

imp_

imp_

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

MAR 19, 2013 09:02 AM

ten days and i'll be in london!

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAR 19, 2013 10:43 AM

imp_ said:
ten days and i'll be in london!



Yay!

sammarie

sammarie

Chicago, IL
February 2008

MAR 19, 2013 05:05 PM

burritos.

TheAssistant

TheAssistant

Phoenix, AZ
January 2012

MAR 19, 2013 05:45 PM

Awwwwww yeah. Shooting jewelry tomorrow....most likely AAAAAAALLLLLLL DAAAAAYYYYYYY.

Happy face.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

MAR 19, 2013 05:56 PM

i got to see a two hundred pound panther play like a house cat today. It was neat

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

MAR 19, 2013 06:06 PM

Still feel like this when I think about the trip next week....

HakunaMatata

HakunaMatata

Labelle, FL
February 2013

MAR 19, 2013 07:48 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:
i got to see a two hundred pound panther play like a house cat today. It was neat



If someone can read that and not be thinking "kitty kitty"...well then that someone is not me.

Lone_Ranger

Lone_Ranger

Antarctica
September 2004

MAR 19, 2013 09:02 PM

the discordian philosopher and only legally recognized King within the united states of america

Lone_Ranger

Lone_Ranger

Antarctica
September 2004

MAR 19, 2013 09:40 PM

Trains

Gumballhead

Gumballhead

Saint Charles, MO
July 2011

MAR 19, 2013 10:11 PM

Gonna go to bed soon and let this paint dry.

HakunaMatata

HakunaMatata

Labelle, FL
February 2013

MAR 19, 2013 10:11 PM

Lone_Ranger said:
Trains



Planes and automobiles. Also, why am I still awake?

Gumballhead

Gumballhead

Saint Charles, MO
July 2011

MAR 19, 2013 10:17 PM

HakunaMatata said:

Lone_Ranger said:
Trains



Planes and automobiles. Also, why am I still awake?



Because you crave shower curtain rings.

bloodyGIR

bloodyGIR

Vancouver, WA
August 2012

MAR 19, 2013 10:54 PM

The most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called days of success, but rather those days when out of dejection and despair you feel rise in you a challenge to life, and the promise of future accomplishments.
Gustave Flaubert

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