What are you thinking about RIGHT now? Part IV

how much shit I need to do tonight to get ready for work in the am. Grrrr being an adult kind of blows and my car is about to shit out on me.

...need to poop

A certain person.

He's sexy.

vanilla coke

a cutie pie

it figures. lol

tired

Ima hurglbargh rabble babble rabble

As a professional cartoonist I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, and YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF young man!

I think my friend gave me her cold

I lost my shame a long time ago in Mexico......life was never the same after that....

trading in jetta, getting a sweet fiat.

I made a website for my hairstylism, precisely so my friends would stop texting me asking when I'm working. Yet several of them still insist on texting me "because we're friends", like the website (which I run myself) would give them different information than I would personally. I always remind them to check the web page, but they never do. Today one was offended that I told him to check the site and he said "Sorry my trying to bring you business is inconveniencing you!" Well, yeah. Making me stop what I'm doing to answer my phone to give you information that is readily available elsewhere IS inconveniencing me. THAT'S WHY THERE IS A WEBSITE.

/rant

"Hey, can you tell me how to do something."
"well, I can google it for you. Or you could just google it. That's an option."

HOLD MY HAND AND DO IT FOR ME

Why would anyone use Bing?

My job has a deal with Microsoft, and we're currently pushing Bing. My trainer is going over how to find locations, brings up Bing Maps, and can't find what he's looking for. At all. He switches to Google maps, and BAM, before he's even done its suggesting the proper location.

He keeps going back to Bing though, and keeps getting angry with it before going back to Google. I'm so glad I'm muted, because I'm laughing so hard.

some people only use it for the xbox live benefits. That isn't enough for me to justify using Bing.

abs, tidy whiteys and very little else.

I'm failing to see what anti-lock brakes have to do with undies

Scratch that. I'm an idiot. *double facepalm*

Sauerkraut soup. And spiced wine. Best part of this time of year

Doesn't BING just copy Google's algorithms?

I can see where that happened. I should have posted the picture. LOL

That more than likely would have cleared things up

Waaaay too many french fries