What are you thinking about RIGHT now? Part IV

I need a lump sum of money, or a nice friend that is willing to finance a car for me.

Stupid cash tips that account for half my income but aren't reported so they don't count as "real income."

Also, I have Chinese food in the fridge. I'm not hungry, but I want to eat it.

i should eat the boeuf bourguignon i have in my fridge.

thanks for the reminder, dryad.

What the fuck does this orage chicken taste like ketchup.....?

This catsup chicken tastes like cranberries.

This cranberry sauce tastes like chocolate ice cream. Dee-licious!

This fucking movie shoot in the morning.
Not looking forward to getting up a 6 a.m.
It's Saturday for fuck's sake. Ugh²

Want tattoos

Homemade pizza, then homemade sugar cookies, then homemade sex maybe?

Perhaps I'll sleep tonight.

Nah.

I love you guys.

what movie is shooting?

<3

It's Friday night and I'm laying out my pills for the morning.

damn, that's a pretty exciting evening. almost as cool as mine,,,,,,,,, preparing the steam mop.

Now that's a party.

Shall we have a party?

me too.

Also, thinking about quitting my job and joining the circus.

You want a small tattoo and to be circus acrobat?

We get to wear sports stuff to work this weekend, but I don't own any such things. One of the girls offered to bring me something, but then people will try to talk to me about it and I won't have anything to say.

Let's....

I'll get some champagne.

Breakdowns (in a song), spirituality, and Diet Coke.

Not necessarily in that order.

That shit from the gas station again?

Degenerates. It's an independent zombie flick.
My old lady is doing the SFX makeup.

That shit from the gas station again?


From the liquor store...'s discount shelf!

So sad the other thread was locked. I made that one days before my belly fruit was borned.