What are you thinking about RIGHT now? Part IV

That super awkward moment you realize one of your best friend's sister is now hot and not the weird awkward kid you met years ago.

Feels weird man.

I know that feel, bro.

Word

A coworker brought her newborn baby into work today, and I realized I have absolutely no maternal instinct. I didn't think he was cute, I didn't want to hold him, and he certainly didn't make me want to have one of my own. If/when I adopt, the kid will be at least a toddler.

adopt a 16 year old. In 2 years, he's outta the house. maybe he makes something of himself, maybe not. Fuck it, you didn't know him that well to begin with.

No way man, teenagers suck.

Inappropriate things.

The song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan. Where the fuck did that come from?

Awesome inappropriate things? They're the best kind.

How you try to put yourself out there, as difficult as that may be,
and you get absolutely no response whatsoever. Why bother?

Oh damn.

woah man this is old......

So, with a concussion, if I shake my kid really hard, will he pass out?

FOR SCIENCE.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I wish my baby felt better, but it is pretty funny shouting at him every half hour and saying, "SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS! NO! SING!"

He's very confused and just wants to watch this shitty movie about Orson Welles.

We used to have so much fun together.

Can't wait for next week. Half day on Friday then I'm off until the 7th of January. Squee!

Do you have a homework packet to complete over Winter Break?

Not really. I'll probably drink a lot of beer, shoot things, attempt to catch fish and dick around with my cars.

How I have a shit ton of stuff to do today and I am stuck here waiting on someone.

Robotsatemyhair said:

MajorBoredom said:


How you try to put yourself out there, as difficult as that may be,
and you get absolutely no response whatsoever. Why bother?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

So warm and squishy.

MajorBoredom said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

MajorBoredom said:


How you try to put yourself out there, as difficult as that may be,
and you get absolutely no response whatsoever. Why bother?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

So warm and squishy.

I <3 you.

I read to quickly and the above is what I read.

Robotsatemyhair said:
So, with a concussion, if I shake my kid really hard, will he pass out?

FOR SCIENCE.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I wish my baby felt better, but it is pretty funny shouting at him every half hour and saying, "SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS! NO! SING!"

He's very confused and just wants to watch this shitty movie about Orson Welles.

We used to have so much fun together.

wait.....you can still have fun with your kid....... he doesn't just roll his eyes at you?

My baby needs a concussion.

Damn, I was hoping there was someplace to catch dicks.

uppity self important bitches be uppity n self important.

Pics or it didn't happen...