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Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 09, 2012 10:58 PM

Santa

Hannelore

Hannelore

San Francisco, CA
October 2008

DEC 09, 2012 11:08 PM

Fuck this shit.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 10, 2012 01:10 AM

i'm thinking the deep deranged thoughts of a drunken lunatic....

_paganpisces_

_paganpisces_

Litchfield, CT
May 2012

DEC 10, 2012 05:10 AM

Money.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 10, 2012 06:41 AM

................

Gumballhead

Gumballhead

Saint Charles, MO
July 2011

DEC 10, 2012 07:05 AM

Coyote_ said:
I have no idea how people meet, form relationships, etc.



Go to a bar. Don't go to some singles bar, or party place, just a nice non-skanky bar. Not only have I had awesome one night stands because of that place, but I met some nice, cute, super smart girl that I'm dating right now.

TheAssistant

TheAssistant

Phoenix, AZ
January 2012

DEC 10, 2012 07:09 AM

Why is morning even a thing? surreal *shakes fist at nothing in particular*

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 07:23 AM

TheAssistant said:
Why is morning even a thing? surreal *shakes fist at nothing in particular*



Communists.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 10, 2012 07:49 AM

i wish such a thing as bars where you can get laid actually exist here..... sadly in australia bars mean loud shitty music, expensive drinks, obnoxious people, assholes and loudmouth football fans, all of which i hate, plus the ability to understand not a single word anyone says because of said shitty music.

so its easier to go home.....

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 07:59 AM

lectorvyal said:
i wish such a thing as bars where you can get laid actually exist here..... sadly in australia bars mean loud shitty music, expensive drinks, obnoxious people, assholes and loudmouth football fans, all of which i hate, plus the ability to understand not a single word anyone says because of said shitty music.

so its easier to go home.....



I thought it was just hard to understand everyone because they're fucking Australian. wink

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

DEC 10, 2012 08:02 AM

Ugh, why does my family have to have a PBS film crew at every single family gathering. Invitations to Xmas parties shouldn't have our target audience printed on them.

3rd

3rd

Brooklyn, NY
January 2010

DEC 10, 2012 08:07 AM

Wondering if this is some weird spambot texting I'm receiving. Yesterday they asked, "can i c the your beautiful breast." Today they're just asking how my day is going.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 08:21 AM

3rd said:
Wondering if this is some weird spambot texting I'm receiving. Yesterday they asked, "can i c the your beautiful breast." Today they're just asking how my day is going.



How is your day going?

How is your beautiful breast?

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 08:22 AM

Pom_felo said:
Ugh, why does my family have to have a PBS film crew at every single family gathering. Invitations to Xmas parties shouldn't have our target audience printed on them.





TheAssistant

TheAssistant

Phoenix, AZ
January 2012

DEC 10, 2012 08:28 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:

TheAssistant said:
Why is morning even a thing? surreal *shakes fist at nothing in particular*



Communists.



I'm so glad I'm not the only one to blame the commies for everything.

My youth watching Red Dawn is showing lol

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 08:41 AM

TheAssistant said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

TheAssistant said:
Why is morning even a thing? surreal *shakes fist at nothing in particular*



Communists.



I'm so glad I'm not the only one to blame the commies for everything.

My youth watching Red Dawn is showing lol



Wolverines!

3rd

3rd

Brooklyn, NY
January 2010

DEC 10, 2012 08:56 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:

3rd said:
Wondering if this is some weird spambot texting I'm receiving. Yesterday they asked, "can i c the your beautiful breast." Today they're just asking how my day is going.



How is your day going?

How is your beautiful breast?



Oh, if only I had a beautiful breast with me right now, my day would be going so much better.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 09:00 AM

3rd said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

3rd said:
Wondering if this is some weird spambot texting I'm receiving. Yesterday they asked, "can i c the your beautiful breast." Today they're just asking how my day is going.



How is your day going?

How is your beautiful breast?



Oh, if only I had a beautiful breast with me right now, my day would be going so much better.







3rd

3rd

Brooklyn, NY
January 2010

DEC 10, 2012 09:02 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:

3rd said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

3rd said:
Wondering if this is some weird spambot texting I'm receiving. Yesterday they asked, "can i c the your beautiful breast." Today they're just asking how my day is going.



How is your day going?

How is your beautiful breast?



Oh, if only I had a beautiful breast with me right now, my day would be going so much better.









Ha! That's exactly the kind of breast I meant!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Though I'd be telling lies if I wouldn't also go for some boobs right now.


Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 10, 2012 09:17 AM

Ethics and a lack thereof.

TheAssistant

TheAssistant

Phoenix, AZ
January 2012

DEC 10, 2012 09:38 AM

Jesus christ, nobody took the trash out in the office on Friday since I wasn't there. Like...it's not hard and it's RIGHT THERE and it happens every day! These people would be lost without me. surreal Or at least wallowing in refuse until one got the bright idea to take it out themselves.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

DEC 10, 2012 11:49 AM

Robotsatemyhair said:

Pom_felo said:
Ugh, why does my family have to have a PBS film crew at every single family gathering. Invitations to Xmas parties shouldn't have our target audience printed on them.







A target on a family member might be too tempting.

imp_

imp_

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

DEC 10, 2012 11:54 AM

driving 6 hours home for christmas on the 22nd, then back 6 hours on the 25th to make it to work by 10:30pm

cpkz

cpkz

Portland, OR
September 2006

DEC 10, 2012 12:07 PM

imp_ said:
driving 6 hours home for christmas on the 22nd, then back 6 hours on the 25th to make it to work by 10:30pm



I'm driving 4 hours on the 21st, and 4 more on the 23rd. But I'm spending Christmas with my best friend and her family this year.

TheAssistant

TheAssistant

Phoenix, AZ
January 2012

DEC 10, 2012 12:55 PM

"You will be a great success - both in business and socially"

zoom image


My fortune cookie better be right.....OR ELSE surreal

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