I'm drunk, you fuckers!

What are you prepared to do about it?

bill brasky once breast fed a flamingo back to health

I'm sober you asshat! And now I'm sober and jealous. Damn you and your alcohol having ways Cash...

i'll drink to that...whatever it is.

When someone's drunk I generally take the opportunity to tell jokes that otherwise wouldn't be that funny in order to inflate my own ego while entertaining said drunk. It works out well for everyone.

the least you can do is divulge the location of th4 mystery mole

When someone is drunk I generally see if they will show their tits.

I don't have tits anymore. I lost 30 lbs.

[Edited on Mar 27, 2004 by Tadzi]

I'm wondering if it counts if I tell Clara that I have the world's biggest crush on her.....since I'm inhebriated.

Mr. Daneyko will be by shortly to kick your ass on my behalf.

Kenny would never do that

Nothing *burp* absotively, posolutely, Nothing!

First "celebrity" I saw upon moving to Hollywood.

get in line, dude.

Yea what Clara said!

You know what I just realized? I'm drunk too!...you fuckers!

Well, kiddies........the truth syrum is at full strength.........so if you ever wanted to ask your ol' buddy Cash anything.....ask me now......while you;re sure to get a straight answer.

And yes, Clara, It counts

Why the fuck not. Just remember to booze me up first, alas I'm sober right now.

Have you ever found puffy nipples on guy attractive? if so, did you then ask for more spread leg?

Drunk? Drunk is for fuikkers!!!