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CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

OCT 16, 2012 03:08 PM

Optimist: Always keeps condoms on hand.

Pessimist: Only buys three at a time

Depressing Reality: Hasn't used any of them by the time they expire.

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

OCT 16, 2012 03:11 PM

no condoms here............ surrealsurrealsurreal

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

OCT 16, 2012 03:41 PM

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

OCT 16, 2012 04:10 PM

adidasia

adidasia

I'm lost
September 2011

OCT 16, 2012 06:05 PM

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rerusynjeh

rerusynjeh

USA
April 2011

OCT 16, 2012 07:36 PM

O: at least I'll never have to worry about my weight.
P: damn it, I have no boobs
R: surgery is damn expensive.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

OCT 16, 2012 07:44 PM

Yay! Bottomless cups of coffee with breakfast!
Booo! They don't have soymilk
Do I really have the time today to spend on the toilet if I polish off 12 cups of coffee?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

OCT 16, 2012 10:12 PM

i might get laid
i probably wont get laid
i didn't get laid

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

OCT 17, 2012 02:10 PM

Optomist: She looks like the all American girl.
Pessimist: She's probably a whore.
Depressing Reality: She's a whore and you fucked her.

Drehx

Drehx

Oak Park, CA
May 2012

OCT 17, 2012 11:57 PM

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water being half full or half empty, I drank it.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

OCT 18, 2012 03:18 AM

Optimist: I am going to study all day and get 'A's on all the subjects
Pessimist: I am going to study all day and Fail
Realist: Going to study for an hour, sit on the internet the rest of the time and possible pass a subject
Opportunist: INTERNETS!!!!!

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 03, 2012 11:31 AM



This is still funny

richard_

richard_

Redlands, CA
May 2004

NOV 03, 2012 08:01 PM

This is never gonna happen.
Fuck yeah it is!
What in the fuck was I thinkin?