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Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 07, 2012 12:22 PM

Vassilis said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
Did you know that I'm using your Muse services without paying or asking this morning? Well I suppose you know now. I'll try not to kill you in this one. Girls always end up dead in my poems.



ooooh.... I wanna read! I don't mind dying if it is for a good cause






Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 12:47 PM

Bman101 said:
Do you ever answer a question with another question?



have you not gone through this thread?

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 12:47 PM

Robotsatemyhair said:

Vassilis said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
Did you know that I'm using your Muse services without paying or asking this morning? Well I suppose you know now. I'll try not to kill you in this one. Girls always end up dead in my poems.



ooooh.... I wanna read! I don't mind dying if it is for a good cause








should I be scared?

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 07, 2012 12:59 PM

Vassilis said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

Vassilis said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
Did you know that I'm using your Muse services without paying or asking this morning? Well I suppose you know now. I'll try not to kill you in this one. Girls always end up dead in my poems.



ooooh.... I wanna read! I don't mind dying if it is for a good cause








should I be scared?



Maybe?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 05:07 PM

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
oi....where is my toe?



you got butt crack this morning. dont get greedy



*ahem*

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
its page 50, where is the photo of your hairy toe?



In the morning. promise



but you promised....*sobs*

to be fair that was more lower back and a distant glance,either way far to brief to be acceptable compensation

are you one of these weird people with their second toe longer than their big toe ...kinda like frog toes?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 05:12 PM

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
botany was way more fun at school than math ever was...just sayin

do you have a favorite fruit?



naartjie



ah of course an orangebiggrin

did you know those are actually japanese? also called the 'unshiu'

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 05:17 PM

should manscaping include the butt?...or is it off limits for a man to take a razor down that far

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 05:18 PM

why is our rope thread dying? ..are tied up girls not cool?

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

DEC 07, 2012 07:55 PM

Will you pretend to be a vestal virgin?

3rd

3rd

Brooklyn, NY
January 2010

DEC 07, 2012 08:26 PM

Should I stop being so lazy and shave or should I commit to attempting to have a semi-normal beard?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 08:50 PM

if i rub you will you grant wishes?

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:37 PM

Robotsatemyhair said:

Vassilis said:

Robotsatemyhair said:

Vassilis said:

Robotsatemyhair said:
Did you know that I'm using your Muse services without paying or asking this morning? Well I suppose you know now. I'll try not to kill you in this one. Girls always end up dead in my poems.



ooooh.... I wanna read! I don't mind dying if it is for a good cause








should I be scared?



Maybe?



intriguing

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:39 PM

lectorvyal said:

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
oi....where is my toe?



you got butt crack this morning. dont get greedy



*ahem*

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
its page 50, where is the photo of your hairy toe?



In the morning. promise



but you promised....*sobs*

to be fair that was more lower back and a distant glance,either way far to brief to be acceptable compensation

are you one of these weird people with their second toe longer than their big toe ...kinda like frog toes?



What, you didnt study my sets? you don't know every quirk of my body?

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

DEC 07, 2012 09:39 PM

What is your superhero name?

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:40 PM

lectorvyal said:

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
botany was way more fun at school than math ever was...just sayin

do you have a favorite fruit?



naartjie



ah of course an orangebiggrin

did you know those are actually japanese? also called the 'unshiu'



dude, they are called naartjies and are grown here. they are not an orange. you can peel them by hand and the segments are easy to part.

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:50 PM

lectorvyal said:
should manscaping include the butt?...or is it off limits for a man to take a razor down that far



some butts should be waxed. example:




on a side note: never google hairy ass with safe search off

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:53 PM

lectorvyal said:
why is our rope thread dying? ..are tied up girls not cool?



there are just no cool tied up girls atm. lets move to boys

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:54 PM

Robotsatemyhair said:
Will you pretend to be a vestal virgin?



I am not a fan of religion. So no

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:56 PM

3rd said:
Should I stop being so lazy and shave or should I commit to attempting to have a semi-normal beard?



is it going to be an awesome beard? only commit to an awesome beard

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:56 PM

lectorvyal said:
if i rub you will you grant wishes?



you should use this at a bar

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

DEC 07, 2012 09:57 PM

Pom_felo said:
What is your superhero name?



Alais the Avenger of Mice

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

DEC 07, 2012 09:58 PM

Vassilis said:

Pom_felo said:
What is your superhero name?



Alais the Avenger of Mice



What's mine?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 10:17 PM

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
botany was way more fun at school than math ever was...just sayin

do you have a favorite fruit?



naartjie



ah of course an orangebiggrin

did you know those are actually japanese? also called the 'unshiu'



dude, they are called naartjies and are grown here. they are not an orange. you can peel them by hand and the segments are easy to part.



nectarine...orange, same thingtongue

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 10:18 PM

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
should manscaping include the butt?...or is it off limits for a man to take a razor down that far



some butts should be waxed. example:




on a side note: never google hairy ass with safe search off



shocked WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!!!!!!

my ass is no way near that hairy, i dont think i need to wax..

you use safe search?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 07, 2012 11:36 PM

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
oi....where is my toe?



you got butt crack this morning. dont get greedy



*ahem*

Vassilis said:

lectorvyal said:
its page 50, where is the photo of your hairy toe?



In the morning. promise



but you promised....*sobs*

to be fair that was more lower back and a distant glance,either way far to brief to be acceptable compensation

are you one of these weird people with their second toe longer than their big toe ...kinda like frog toes?



What, you didnt study my sets? you don't know every quirk of my body?



is there a right answer here?

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