When's the next time you will....

Because fuck you, that's why.


When's the next time you'll go to a movie theater?

probably this weekend to see The Dark Knight Rises. I haven't seen it yet' heard its good.

...take time to make dinner?

Thursday, because tomorrow will be ridiculously busy until I drop.


... rub my feet?

Next time I see you. If you promise tradesies.


.....hear your favorite song?

Probably tonight. Nothing better to do.



You will drink until you can't feel feelings?

10 minutes

you will seek some form of self pleasure?

If I ever pass through Totonto, I'm your guy.
EDIT: That was meant for BDeyeD, but I guess it still works.

... smoke a cigarette?

Never. Smoking kills me (in the literal sense of I die).

...do something physically active (e.g. sports, running, sex with another human being).

Tomorrow, I'll be lifting again. Today was a rest day.


...go shooting? (guns)

Hopefully soon, haven't shot anything since I left Florida.

......tell someone you love them?

I pick up my kids tomorrow. So tomorrow it is.


....eat a pickle?

Next time I get a chance. I like pickles.


Take a picture?

Probably never.

Whenever the muse strikes me.

... rock out?

Right the fuck now!


...have a great meal?

Hmmmmm tomorrow morning (corn flakes).

...give Isaac the finger?

Right now!




go out to dinner?

Probably tomorrow night.


Give someone a goodnight kiss?

the next time i find someone thats tolerable

get a tattoo?

In November!


Buy a pair of shoes?

I'm on shoe strike after a three pair purchase weekend


...hug someone you haven't seen in awhile?

Today!

Play a game?

ill probably play scrabble later today

go on a date?

Thursday.

make something to eat?

In 30 seconds.

Fly?

March

Pet a dog?