If I were a _____ the person below me thinks I would be _______

Name a class of something and the person will tell you specifically what you are.

If I were a MUPPET, the person below me thinks I would be __________

Confused.

I'll never be understood in my own time.

If you were a muppet you would be fozzie bear.

If I was ice cream, the person below me thinks I would be __________.

Ben & Jerry's Everything Butt

I mean, But

If I were a car, the person below me thinks I would be ___________

a jeep ready for anything

If I were a dog, the person below me thinks I would be _________

a leg humper.

If I were a God, the person below me thinks I would be __________.

If I were a weapon, the person below me thinks I would be __________.

A water balloon.


If I were a dance, the person below me thinks I would be ________________

a lap dance.

If I were a movie, the person below me thinks I would be ________________________.

wild hippie jumping.

Fifth Element.

If I were a BOOK, the person below me thinks I would be __________

The novelization of Nick Cage's NEXT


If I were a silliness thread, the person below me thinks I would be __________

The 1st Annual Sillies, the award show for Silliness Members

If I were a drug, the person below me thinks I would be __________

xanax

If I were a vegetable, the person below me thinks I would be ____________

Brocoli, but the brocoli you get at Wendy's that's covered with CREAMY cheese

If I were a porn star, the person below me thinks I would be ____________

A Mushroom

If I were a weather system...

edit: still works

a hurricane

if I were a sandwich.....

A triple cheese grilled cheese with tomato.

If I were an animal, the person below me thinks I would be ____________

a red panda

If I were a card game............

Cards Against Humanity

If I were a TV series, the person below me thinks I would be ____________

twilight zone.



if i were a piece of human anatomy, the person below me thinks i would be ________

Big toe.

If I were a famous junky, the person below me thinks I would be ____________.

Bruce Willis.

If I were a porn star, the person below thinks I would be _________.

Dave Hardman

If I were a color, the person below me thinks I would be ____________.

green


If I were a pop star, the person below thinks I would be________________