Some Truth Telling

I think I was 14. To hang out with one of my best friends, I had to go to Sunday school with him. I was asked not to attend anymore after that. Not because I was rude, but because I knew the bible better than the person "Teaching" it to us, and she brought up a "lesson" that was being taught... and I brought up another part of the bible which taught the exact opposite lesson, and I was confused. The teacher was both shamed for not knowing the bible, but also did not have an answer, and other kids asked questions about other hypocritical things.

Last time you prayed?

I don't remember. Not even when the cabin filled with smoke.

Forgot something important?

Oh I have forgotten anything impor...

Oh, God! Oh, God, no! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!




What is the square-route of this apartment?

Trebek your Mothers a filthy whore.

Do you have any kids toys left from your childhood?

Nope. There were some at my parent's house but they got tossed years ago.


What was the last board game you played?

Settlers of Catan

what will you remember most about this summer?

the beauty of this area and the people ive met...

have you given anything up that you truly dont miss?

Often. This is why I don't understand hoarding.

Are you, or do you know any hoarders?

I know several hoarders. Many in my family. In fact you can see my Uncles house is a hoarded mess from Google Earth.


Do you often check out your house on Google Earth?

Once every couple months. Though it seems the satellite updates every 2-3 years.


How often do you go swimming?

Hardly ever anymore. I hate the sun, and night swimming down here is a sure way to get eat alive by mosquitoes.

Do you still watch cartoons?

Yes! South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, American Dad, a little Futurama


Last time you had a massage (professional - not from a significant other)?

I've never had a professional massage...yet. (Very ticklish )

Grossest/oddest/ or most embarrassing thing you secretly relish eating although you might not normally admit to it.

I'll admit to eating everything I do now. Yet, growing up, a favorite sandwich was peanut butter and mustard.


Last time you shared a dessert?

yesterday at the Fredericton Market

What was the first and last albums you purchased and how do they differ?

I think the first was Soundgarden - Superunknown, and the last was a 2-disc Best of EltonJohn.
Um, there is no difference. I often confuse the two.


If you were a stripper, what would your song be?

Red House by The Jimi Hendrix Experience

But does anyone want to see that?

I do!



.... what's for lunch?

Swedish meatballs.

Trust me, you really don't.



What do you think I meant by Swedish meatballs?

I"m hoping those things frozen at Ikea.......


Why am I really scared now?

All the different things Swedish meatballs could mean

Pass it on

you got an email saying you were to be the featured dancer in bel biv devoes reunion video

when was the last time you were really scared?

God, it's been years

would you stay at a nudist camp?

nope......


nude hiking?

Potentially.depends on my company



How many sexual partners have you had?
(including non intercourse)