I......

...hope my name stays attached to the analfuckindickparty thread on the main page of the boards FOREVER! Actually no I don't haha someone comment on it plz

..am indecisive

...swear my brother is dating a complete moron.
...t's like she has maturity and whining level of a 2 year old.
...really cannot stand her and
...do not understand how my brother can stand her.
...t's not like he can even hold an intelligent deep conversation with her
...it is really infuriating to think about how completely shallow this all is
...t reminds me why it's good be fat and ugly, at least there is no danger of this situation happening to me.

...think my rants over now.

...am here to study your vulva. For science.

... was really appreciative of the chubby bouncer dudes who not only carded me, but ellaborately discussed me not looking twenty one. Thanks, fellas. It was just the sunglasses and the cleavage, but still appreciated.

...am craving reeses pieces

... believe it's time for me to say goodnight.

need some energy.
am so lazy this morning despite all the things...
've done thus far.

... love my kid. She's so sarcastic and witty.

..just realized i have not driven a car for almost 6 months

shot the sheriff, but I did not kill the deputy.

am waiting for the new Jeff Dunham special to start.

'm sailing away......

... am watching the South Park movie.
... don't know how
... feel about it.

...am watching Tower Heist.

...think Téa Leoni is still hot.

...fucking LOVE science!

...am super hot

..like talking on the phone with cute boys

... want boobies in my face for my birthday.
...'ll settle for boobs on my blog

... can wish you a Happy Birthday now, since
...t's almost 2 a.m. in Schaumburg (my mom lives in Lincolnshire... hehehe).
... think wishing you that might be a lil' lazy on my part, since it's still the 7th here

(3 minutes left to go...)

...just enjoyed a delicious carne asada burrito

...am finishing this damn vodka... Once and for all.

...t just clicked.

...am not excited to move in this heat

want girlsex.