Make a highly inappropriate request of the person above you.

I'm bored.

confess to Dear Abby that you killed the Black Dahlia

Can i borrow your fleshlight?

What's your sisters phone number?

I can't really explain, but I need about $10000. In small notes. Much obliged.

can you help me get rid of this body, and when we're done put your fingerprints all over this knife

If anyone asks I was with you at 3:30 this morning. We were playing checkers...and can I borrow your car?

can i see your vagina

Look, thanks for letting me stay with you for a few weeks til I get back on my feet.
I get kind of freaked out at night, and I need to get in bed with you and your wife, so I can get some real sleep. If I get a good nights sleep, it'll be a lot easier for me to find a job and get outta your place, that works best for all of us!

I'm making this blanket… would you mind shaving off all your body hair for me to use? Come on, be a sport.

No matter what I say or do, just roll with it and don't ask any questions. I'll explain later...maybe.

bitch, make me a sandwich.

bitch, make me a sandwich.

In Vegas, can you and I switch rooms for a night? No need to disturb Luv and Dryad.

Can I borrow your mask?

can I borrow your child?
I need to look responsible.

Boobs?

to borrow? I'll trade you for a penis.

What what, in the butt?

Would you mind checking my balls for fungus? I'm scared to use my own hands.

Can you pick up my prescription...?...

Fetch me a dodo.

Punch a ewok in the face

Can I borrow some lye... and maybe your bath tub?

Wanna go clubbin'? There are some baby seals at the dock!