Tommy's Lucille Bogan Love Thread

Plus, I do an intro in the accent I picked up from watching back to back episodes of Justified. Hopefully Th0mps0n will hoop to it if she isn't passed out from drinking too much of Granny's famous hooch.

If you promise never to speak in a Kentucky accent I'll teach you to do a nice Mississippi Delta drawl. It's much better for the blues.

I just sang this song in my head and heard the wail of the Geeeeetar!

Though I may, might, possibly, could have used slightly alternate lyrics on accident. "Ohhhh cuz I've got a big bad root vegetable.... just livin' in my drawers.. oohhh babeahh"

In my head I heard a twelve string acoustic, like Leadbelly used to play.

Roots music?

I heard an old 6 string acoustic that is all beat up from being played for decades but still sounds wonderful.

I'm not sure if that is a good name being how it reminds me of that slavery film.

Also, my version gets a metric fuck ton of points for such marvelous innuendo.

But there's such a thing as roots music. I was making one of those "joke" thingies that all the kids are talking about these days. Ah, well. I'm not funny

But, what if you are a root?

Racist!

Tuberist!

That's the great thing about The Unidentifiable Root Vegetable Song. Everyone gets to add their own flavor to it, if you will.

Now I really want to drop some cords on it and make a video. Time will tell if I'm successful.

Yay!

Is that your root throbbing, or are you just happy to see me?

Both?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mules, blues, bananas. It's all here. It's BYOFB.

Oh, how I love the Germans

That mule has got some moves!