Insightful comments on everyday life. [2]
Anastia
What to expect when you're expecting buttsex
Littlejohn22
Take Me To Your Leaderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [5]
lembow
Hey guys, I have a question. [2]
Coyotemike
The Rant Thread [13]
Kainschylde
I MISS JENNROSE [3]
lectorvyal
BDeyeD scrounged $29 - as you were [2]
mydogfarted
The way you make love is the way God will be with you. [3]
Dryad
BDeyeD Rocks Our Socks [3]
lexxie
Proboscis
Connecting to orgasmic self-nature [5]
Oxy
What is your ITT Ninja Name!
Looch_The_Great
the show me game. [63]
Gunner
Tommy used to work on the docks [2]
grayness
What the Malph? [2]
velvet_petal
The Song Title Game [100]
19dan75
If a guy is a motherfucking sonofabitch
ShadowDrgn
IMMA FIRING MY LASERS HGFUKDH Just had my stomach lasered
Gumballhead
I'mma firing up my vaporizer
Elderly man almost barbecued by exploding Hoveround: A Cautionary Tale
ckdexterhaven
Wearing your pants below your butt
Oracle
Books? What are those?
Marvel
Happy National Popcorn Day!!!
Greaser
Her boobs are too big. [2]
KekiFace
Stuff Canadians have to be ashamed of [3]
Hello. How are you? Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights
Imma firing up the microwave... [2]
PaulNikon
His name is BUTTAFUOCO and he has him some pants!
adidasia
Pug Life [5]
What's with all these foods tasting like other foods?
The "Hey Missy! Can I hang out with you while everybody else is in Vegas?" thread
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Don Pringles [2]
I'm gowen to Sheetz n'at.
Tricky Dick
Guess Their Job... [621]
TheAssistant
Good Dick
Bad Dick
"Happy People Run from Lust." [2]
What is a donkey punch?
Pom_felo
What's your plan for the Zombie Apocalypse? [9]
Lysis
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The way you make love is the way God will be with you. ~Rumi
Do you not think there was a reason your other crap thread got moved?
lol, dildo creche
Alone, furiously, in the dark?
motorfirebox said: Alone, furiously, in the dark?
You forgot the tears.
mydogfarted said:
Tears are implied.
Well, I only cry afterwards. Is god still with me when I'm mopping up the keyboard?
why does this keep happening?
motorfirebox said: Well, I only cry afterwards. Is god still with me when I'm mopping up the keyboard?
Yes. That is why the jizz doesn't make your keyboard sticky.
Will there be chloroform?
MissyMalice said: why does this keep happening?
right?
Cockzombie said:
This makes me think: "Just how much do you love Jesus?"
Aten said: The way you make love is the way God will be with you. ~Rumi
So... the fact that I spank my girl and enjoy a nice long deep hard slow fuck means that God is going to beat me and screw me slow?
So god is with me when I'm planting stealth cameras in the Olive Garden ladies room?
Nea said: Will there be chloroform?
Always.
Another Whack job trying to preach to the masses is JUST what we needed. This guy is ExAddict, right? If not, we should introduce them. Just IMAGINE the conversations they'd have...
I don't like God that way. I only like him as a friend.
I never realized god was so kinky.
Capote said: I never realized god was so kinky.
That's because you haven't done enough shrooms and peyote. Not NEARLY enough.
MissyMalice said:
LOL... thats how MY Gods roll!
God loves his children. I mean he really loves his children.
So god wants me to smack his ass with a heart shaped paddle and then bite his neck while I take him from behind? Not surprised, to tell the truth.
Aten
Australia
October 2011
JAN 23, 2012 05:40 AM