Hey guys, I have a question.

How come in the Ninja Turtles live action movie, no one bats an eye or gets concerned in the slightest when Shredder tells his army of teenage foot soldiers that their enemies are turtles?

How come the next thing we heard wasn't some kid saying "Excuse me, could you repeat that last part? Something about turtles?"

Meth.

You bring up an excellent point.

Just like any other night at the Manson Family household.

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.......and a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”

Meth.

A rare case of mass eyelid paraylsis...

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Actually, I think it might have been Ritalin, you know kids today and their wacky OTC meds getting all high and molesting the neighbors shrubbery.

Yeah, but the movie came out like 20+ years ago. Did Ritalin even exist back then?

Don't forget the dune buggies.

OMFG! THE DUNE BUGGIES!!!

This is bat country.

Most assuredly, it's been around since the 70s, fucking kids up by the thousands, Nevada used to have great shrubbery, look at it now!

These.... creatures! These...turtles!!!

Excellent fucking question.

We can't stop here.

What a fucking stupid question! Come on, growing up, each and every one of us had some kind of evil ninja leader, or weird skull faced general, or hovering green ghost, tell us that turtles were our enemys!

There was some sort of attention deficit medicine that's for sure. I believe they put my cousin on it.
Also; no one batted an eyelash about a giant rat taking care of these turtles.
Has to be meth.

The effects of ritalin on calming spastic kids was first noticed in the 1930's.... I think. Don't use me as a source in your paper on ritalin or anything.

I don't know, the same could be said about seriously listening to a guy dressed up as a walking cheese grater.

THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN!
My DAD dressing up like a walking cheese grater, PUT ME THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL!

I think I remember your dad, he was on meth. a lot.

But he could he grate the shit out of a block of mozzarella though.

You bastard!
I just howled laughing in the school dininghall, whole room stopped and looked at me.....


Bastard! Lol

who me?

Naw, the Clown, for posting such a desidedly funny interesting thread! Lol

How was I not surprised that THIS would bring Yaaka back out of his ninja hiding?