My bed is better than your bed.

Fact.

Who's in it?

Me.

Not me. Therefore I have reason to belive it's not better

I bet yours is...I need a new mattress.

my bed is new and I have to get my back use to it... but it has my wife in it so it IS better...

depends...does it vibrate?

I read this as "My bed is wetter than your bed."

Well, is it?

depends how turned on she is.....

My bed looks like a race car!
I WIN!!!!

That's MY room!

I want this bed.

The Den of Sin.

Any bed with an SG in it is the best bed.

Kirk Van Houten: I sleep in a race car. Do you?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

my bed has puppy.
/kindawin

I have a new mattress and a fantastic bed frame. And new bedding.

All in storage though. So the bed I have in storage might be better than yours.

My bed sucks. It's a futon mattress on a wooden frame. But somebody gave it to me ten years ago because he didn't want to lug it back to California, and I like it.

Damn, you beat me to it.
*punch*

My bed has me, 2 cats, and enough cat hair to make probably 3 more cats.

All this makes for a very warm & cozy bed. = win

So is your bed really dirty then? Miss NY, be careful...

what else have you written instructions on!!!?????