Insightful comments on everyday life. [2]
Anastia
What to expect when you're expecting buttsex
Littlejohn22
Take Me To Your Leaderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [5]
lembow
Hey guys, I have a question. [2]
Coyotemike
The Rant Thread [13]
Kainschylde
I MISS JENNROSE [3]
lectorvyal
BDeyeD scrounged $29 - as you were [2]
mydogfarted
The way you make love is the way God will be with you. [3]
Dryad
BDeyeD Rocks Our Socks [3]
lexxie
Proboscis
Connecting to orgasmic self-nature [5]
Oxy
What is your ITT Ninja Name!
Looch_The_Great
the show me game. [63]
Gunner
Tommy used to work on the docks [2]
grayness
What the Malph? [2]
velvet_petal
The Song Title Game [100]
19dan75
If a guy is a motherfucking sonofabitch
ShadowDrgn
IMMA FIRING MY LASERS HGFUKDH Just had my stomach lasered
Gumballhead
I'mma firing up my vaporizer
Elderly man almost barbecued by exploding Hoveround: A Cautionary Tale
ckdexterhaven
Wearing your pants below your butt
Oracle
Books? What are those?
Marvel
Happy National Popcorn Day!!!
Greaser
Her boobs are too big. [2]
KekiFace
Stuff Canadians have to be ashamed of [3]
Hello. How are you? Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights
Imma firing up the microwave... [2]
PaulNikon
His name is BUTTAFUOCO and he has him some pants!
adidasia
Pug Life [5]
What's with all these foods tasting like other foods?
The "Hey Missy! Can I hang out with you while everybody else is in Vegas?" thread
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Don Pringles [2]
I'm gowen to Sheetz n'at.
Tricky Dick
Guess Their Job... [621]
TheAssistant
Good Dick
Bad Dick
"Happy People Run from Lust." [2]
What is a donkey punch?
Pom_felo
What's your plan for the Zombie Apocalypse? [9]
Lysis
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Never get into a van with a stranger, even if it does say "free candy" on the side.
No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.
Never trust a person who owns a clown suit. At least not fully.
Never read anything recommended by Oprah.
Always make love not war
Watch like nobody is dancing.
If at first you don't succeed...suck harder.
velvet_petal said: Never trust a person who owns a clown suit. At least not fully.
Yes, never trust a creepy clown, and whatever you do, never accept a ride, there like, 20 clowns in that car already!
trust your instincts... if your mind is saying "FUCK NO!" trust it and run the fuck away.
Nea
New York, NY
October 2006
JAN 07, 2012 09:46 PM