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velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JAN 07, 2012 06:40 PM

Don't do that. It will get stuck.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JAN 07, 2012 06:41 PM

My nuts itch.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

JAN 07, 2012 06:41 PM

Damn! I was going to get this thread up to at least ten pages by midnight.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JAN 07, 2012 06:45 PM

Don't be afraid of a little Intelligence For Your Life (or Health).

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JAN 07, 2012 06:46 PM

If she tells you she doesn't wanna talk about it just fucking run. You can't WIN!!!!

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

JAN 07, 2012 06:48 PM

Show some initiative! Pick the damn restaurant

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JAN 07, 2012 06:53 PM

Xbox < Girlfriend...

Remember that its important.

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

JAN 07, 2012 06:58 PM

Shopping > Boyfriend

Just but him something tongue

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Joking, plus I hate shopping



Squinty

Squinty

Philadelphia, PA
June 2007

JAN 07, 2012 07:00 PM

Don't break that.

DON'T!

zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

JAN 07, 2012 07:01 PM

raw sewage has a strong odor

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JAN 07, 2012 07:05 PM

Dance Like Nobody is Watching.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JAN 07, 2012 07:07 PM

Don't trust whitey, the Lord loves a working man, see a doctor and get rid of it.

DexterMorgan

DexterMorgan

Los Angeles, CA
January 2008

JAN 07, 2012 07:07 PM

If you pay off your credit cards, don't close all the accounts. Keep one or two open, and keep a low balance on each of them (10-20% of available credit).

Unless you want your credit score to drop.

zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

JAN 07, 2012 07:09 PM

I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 07, 2012 08:29 PM

Eat a dick.

rerusynjeh

rerusynjeh

USA
April 2011

JAN 07, 2012 08:33 PM

Kindness is not weakness.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JAN 07, 2012 08:46 PM

Shake it once that's fine,
shake it twice that's okay...
shake it three time you're playing with yourself

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Golden, CO
October 2004

JAN 07, 2012 09:22 PM

There is no sex in the champagne room.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

JAN 07, 2012 09:23 PM

It's my money and I need it now!

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Golden, CO
October 2004

JAN 07, 2012 09:25 PM

Cornbread... ain't nothing wrong with that.

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

JAN 07, 2012 09:27 PM

Drugs are bad mmmmkay.

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Golden, CO
October 2004

JAN 07, 2012 09:29 PM

wear sunscreen

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JAN 07, 2012 09:34 PM

If the neighbors dog tells you to kill people... you're actually crazy... dogs don't talk.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JAN 07, 2012 09:39 PM

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JAN 07, 2012 09:44 PM

Date a fat dude: we always have candy.

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