All in favor of a Silliness Vegan day?

You guys know that a horned turkey is a...well, it's kind of like a Portuguese Breakfast but without the plastic wrap.

No, she's a hornY turTLE. Get it right.

Turtles are cool.

Umm... I can only hear Vegan and not Vegas in this thread so I don't know what you all are talking about.

The image is obviously a Tofurkey.

Before you eat your vegan, make sure to wash it thoroughly.

Always check the scent for freshness.

A good, hard scrubbing will help make sure your vegan is moist and tender.

If the fur of the vegan is too much for you while eating, a waxing or shaving maybe in order.