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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 01:50 PM

QUICK!!! I need a rubber band, three chickens, a paper clip, a swiss army knife, and a dozen strippers!!!

khoos

khoos

HOPEFUL

Ottawa, ON

DEC 21, 2011 01:52 PM

Would a half empty carton of Cream help at all?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 01:53 PM

It might . . . but it might kill us all!

Comic_Guy

Comic_Guy

Dundalk, MD
May 2011

DEC 21, 2011 01:53 PM

Who're you MacGyver?

No. You're who MacGyver learned from

Mayvis

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR
July 2011

DEC 21, 2011 01:54 PM

I got a cigarette, a cork and a three gallon tub of astroglide, will it help at all?

bete_noir

bete_noir

Lesotho
April 2007

DEC 21, 2011 01:55 PM

if MacGuyver learned from Coyotemike, then he's a made man. just sayin'

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 01:55 PM

I sold him his first mullet

*sigh*

bete_noir

bete_noir

Lesotho
April 2007

DEC 21, 2011 01:55 PM

OmnipotentJay said:
I got a cigarette, a cork and a three gallon tub of astroglide, will it help at all?




how you doin?wink

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

DEC 21, 2011 01:55 PM

You're my boy, Blue!

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 01:55 PM

OmnipotentJay said:
I got a cigarette, a cork and a three gallon tub of astroglide, will it help at all?



Does it look like I'm in Finland? mad

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

DEC 21, 2011 02:41 PM

free range chickens?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 02:43 PM

mildots said:
free range chickens?



Of course.

Also, free range strippers.

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

DEC 21, 2011 02:44 PM

Okay, I have......

*digs around*

a 1955 unopened bottle of coca-cola and....


30 year old roman candles...


sorry I couldnt be more help.

Comic_Guy

Comic_Guy

Dundalk, MD
May 2011

DEC 21, 2011 02:47 PM

I found a stripper.

She was in ExAddict's basement.

Mayvis

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR
July 2011

DEC 21, 2011 02:47 PM

Eh, I've got some roadkill racoons if that'll help?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 02:48 PM

Comic_Guy said:
I found a stripper.

She was in ExAddict's basement.



I think I'll pass. She might have caught the stupid.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

DEC 21, 2011 02:55 PM

Drugs are bad.

Comic_Guy

Comic_Guy

Dundalk, MD
May 2011

DEC 21, 2011 02:56 PM

Coyotemike said:

Comic_Guy said:
I found a stripper.

She was in ExAddict's basement.



I think I'll pass. She might have caught the stupid.



She's a stripper. How smart do you want her?

Mayvis

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR
July 2011

DEC 21, 2011 02:58 PM

Heeeey, they're dancing to pay their way through college.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 03:59 PM

OmnipotentJay said:
Eh, I've got some roadkill racoons if that'll help?



Are they organic?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 03:59 PM

Comic_Guy said:

Coyotemike said:

Comic_Guy said:
I found a stripper.

She was in ExAddict's basement.



I think I'll pass. She might have caught the stupid.



She's a stripper. How smart do you want her?



Oh, dude...you were doing so well!!

(many SGs are strippers)

Comic_Guy

Comic_Guy

Dundalk, MD
May 2011

DEC 21, 2011 04:00 PM

Coyotemike said:

(many SGs are strippers)



Really? I had no idea. Damn. I'm sorry.

I was just thinking in a stereotypical fashion.

khoos

khoos

HOPEFUL

Ottawa, ON

DEC 21, 2011 04:01 PM

OmnipotentJay said:
Heeeey, they're dancing to pay their way through college.



I resembled that comment.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

DEC 21, 2011 04:02 PM

Comic_Guy said:

Coyotemike said:

(many SGs are strippers)



Really? I had no idea. Damn. I'm sorry.

I was just thinking in a stereotypical fashion.



Back into the toilet with thee!!!

*Medevial Swirly*

Comic_Guy

Comic_Guy

Dundalk, MD
May 2011

DEC 21, 2011 04:04 PM

Nooooooo!!!! Not again!!!

I don't know what a medevial swirly is.

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