This just in: Teenagers smoke pot.

Discuss.

No they don't.

NO WAY.

and it's all popular music's fault! No one did acid before the Beatles released Yellow Submarine, no one did heroin before the rise of Jazz and Jimmi Hendrix is solely responsible for kids smoking weed.

Damn those pesky teens!.....and Damn their parents who did the same when they were teens...and Damn the parents of their parents who did it too..ooooowww,now ive run out of ammo for my high and mighty Damn gun

By George! I think you're onto something there! We should start a separate thread about it!
Genius!

It's those damn Jazz musicians. They get the youngins hooked on the music, then with the marijuana, then next thing you know those little shits are holding up liquor stores and traipsing all over my lawn-Even after I tell them for the umpteenth time to GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!. Jazz musicians and marijuana are the reasons I'm sober and my lawn is torn to shit.

Groovy, man.

^See what it is doing to our youth. It's turning them into indecipherable morons. They need to find God. I on the other hand need a drink.

So she's from Saskatchewan. And I thought better of Canadians ....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Just kiddin'

Also, they listen to Ke$ha, who should come with a health warning label.

Isn't Ke$ha the one who was going around telling people to "grow a pear?"
I have to object to her on those grounds alone.

keeps em off the crack

She just looks sticky.

I say we pass a law prohibiting the listening of Ke$ha. It'll be for the children.

It checks out. Hehehe.

SO hard to resist the urge to post this in the thread in CE.

Oh, and never forget, teenage kids (and their terrible music) are killing Mexican reporters.

And causing schizophrenia.

Have no fears, we have church to fix this!