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mildots said:
thefreak said: I had a fling with many an Ottoman in my day.
Sounds empir-ic
They don't call him Turkish delight for nothing.
Greaser said:
velvet_petal said: Had a bit of a tuffet with benefits thing going for a while there but then gave up curds.
Tuffet with benefits? You mean you had your whey with the curds?
We might have curdled a time or two, beyond that I cannot say.
I had an unfortunate relationship with a folding chair.
Just a word to the wise: never be jealous of your sofa. Demanding exclusive faithfulness of a sofa is like denying a bird its flight!
No couch is going to own me!
METOO said: I had an unfortunate relationship with a folding chair.
That happened to a friend. He now walks funny.
I did a few years in Angola because of my inappropriate affections for furniture.
Corduroy loveseats Attends que la creme
RudieCantFail said: I did a few years in Angola because of my inappropriate affections for furniture.
I'm surprised that La. has such stringent laws against furnitophilia,
My futon is the bomb. The frame isn't amazing. The mattress is unbelievable. So comfortable. My mom had gone out and purchased the finest futon mattress she could find. Eventually, it became mine. Sometimes I switch from the bed to the futon when I can't sleep.
They shouldn't call it a love seat, then. That's just asking for it.
Especially when they doll themselves up with those slutty slip-covers.
velvet_petal
I'm lost
November 2006
DEC 13, 2011 09:30 PM