Who?! Would!? Win?!?!?!

WHO WOULD WIN?

we have here TWO characters in ONE event of your choosing. The person after you then picks the winner with a reason why, then picks two new people and an event. And so on, and etcetera.

WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN...


Bruce Lee vs Santa Clause at Lion Taming?

Trick question. Bruce Lee is Santa.


How about...Mister Rogers vs. Ash from Evil Dead/Army of Darkness at...fighting Godzilla?

late post;nevermind;....next.

GODDAMMIT!!!

Mr. Rogers is a marine sniper. give him a nuclear rifle and its all over for Gojira.

J.K. Rowling Vs Cleopatra at brain surgery

DAMMIT

While the Egyptians thought the brain was useless when preparing bodies for mummification, they have all the hooks and prods and such.

However, J.K. has made millions off of stories about a boy wizard that started off magical then got really emo...

Gonna have to go with Cleopatra on this one. Simply because of the pyramids. and "Walk Like An Egyptian."



The Creature From The Black Lagoon vs. Dame Edna at...playing Center Field for the Chicago Cubs?

seeing as how the creature cant stay away from water for very long before drying out, im going with dame edna.


Howard Hughes vs Mata Hari at pro wrestling

I fail to see how Mr. Hughes could execute a proper enzuigiri with tissue boxes on his feet. My dollar's on Mata Hari.

Sugar Ray Leonard vs. your garden variety chimpanzee at...bartending?

Despite Sugar Ray's repeated blows to the head in his youth, he is still capable of understaning how to make a perfect Manhattan.

Marilyn Monroe vs Sigfried & Roy at a beauty pageant.

WRONG, sir! WRONG! Chimpanzees CAN DO EVERYTHING!

you know as well as i do, Chimp Manhattans run dry.

The stunning beauty of Siggy & Roy's hot, German speaking, white-lion/tiger-taming, Los Vegas show stopping love would far outshine the simple skin deep beauty of Marilyn.

Charlie Brown vs. Scooby Doo at five star Sudoku?

Charlie Brown would take to damn long, the crowd of spectators gathered around to witness this MONUMENTAL event would surely riot. In the chaos Mr. Brown would be trampled like an old lady on Black Friday. Scooby would devour his soft parts.

Malcolm X vs. Martin Luther King Jr. at the Indy 500?

Malcolm X, his more aggressive style will help him get through the tough turns.

John Waters vs. Michael Moore at...Roller Derby.

John would score points faster


Grover and Bert at lying the most hookers

hookers love super grover.





Milli vs. Vanilli at the hot dog eating contest?

Trick question. Rob killed himself years ago so Fab would win. (Milli Vanilli was the band name, not their name ).

Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Damme at fakey karate moves?

Chuck Norris wins everything, of course.



Vanilla Ice vs Bob Dole at thumb wrestling?

Ice will throw down the thumb while the DJ revolves it.

A Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Jesus at...basket weaving?

he may or may not have been the messiah, but he was one hell of a basketweaver.


Elvis Presley vs Brett Favre at spitting

Brett Favre, because he doesn't know when to quit until he wins.


Donkey Kong Vs King Koopa at kidnapping women

Obviously King Koopa as he has a choice of castles to hide in.

Tony the Tiger vs Tony Soprano on Tony Hawk Skateboarding 2 on PS1

I'm gonna have to go with Soprano. I'm not sure Tony the Tiger's paws could handle the controls.

Superman vs Satan at a boxing match?

Superman, as long as Satan doesn't have any Kryptonite around.


The Easter Bunny Vs Rafael from the Ninja Turtles in a 10 mile race

Raphael would ninja kick the damn rabbit at the starting line and take the win.

Dr. John Zoidberg vs Alec Baldwin in proving the existence of Bigfoot.