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velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

DEC 12, 2011 07:17 PM

Coyotemike said:

velvet_petal said:
What happens if you don't have furniture?



Go to a friend's house and hump theirs.


Sounds reasonable. Perhaps I'll bring holiday cookies as an ice breaker.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 12, 2011 07:18 PM

if your going to use furniture...make sure to scotchguard first

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

DEC 12, 2011 07:37 PM

phrogg said:

luvthisNY said:
this thread gives me naughty thoughts lol

i used to use my vibrator after sex in past...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

wasn't needed with Ray Rawr love






I'm proud to call him cousin.


hahabiggrin

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

DEC 12, 2011 08:58 PM

lectorvyal said:
if your going to use furniture...make sure to scotchguard first



3 coats at least, and me, I'm not accepting any visitors, it's my sofa and I'm the only one that gets to hump it.

Mayvis

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR
July 2011

DEC 12, 2011 09:13 PM

Now you know why those plastic furniture covers were popular back in the day. It wasn't just the "good furniture" *shudders*

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

DEC 12, 2011 09:22 PM

Skoosh said:

motorfirebox said:
I never masturbate for women.



Lies! wink


That one time doesn't count! I needed the money!

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

DEC 12, 2011 09:22 PM

Did anyone else notice that the author looks like a cross between Mr. Rogers and my cute 8th grade science teacher? I feel conflicted.

Liya

Liya

HOPEFUL

Syracuse, NY

DEC 13, 2011 05:18 PM

Quote "Time Required: 30 minutes to several hours"
Wowza, that seems really time consuming. I was doing it all wrong all these years. Time to revise my daily schedule to fit this fun activity.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

DEC 13, 2011 06:17 PM

if your gonna be going at it for several hours, along with the candles and hot bath you may also want to consider some snacks, a game of chess or maybe wheel your tv into the bathroom for some mid masturbatory viewing to help pass the time

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