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Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 09, 2011 05:41 PM

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/ht/masturbatewomen.htm

Seriously? Well gosh, all these years I've been doing it all wrong.

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX

February 2004

DEC 09, 2011 05:43 PM

*takes notes*

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ

February 2007

DEC 09, 2011 05:43 PM

that sounds way too complicated.

i'll just continue watching smut n using my vibrator. thank you very much.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

DEC 09, 2011 05:44 PM

Capote

Sao Tome And Principe

October 2007

DEC 09, 2011 05:46 PM

Ride the wave?

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

DEC 09, 2011 05:47 PM

There really only need to be two steps:

1: Touch until it feels great
2: Repeat in front of Coyotemike daily.

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 09, 2011 05:47 PM

Do we have to do it in that order?

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

DEC 09, 2011 05:48 PM

What if were in front of Coyotemike first? Is that doing it wrong?

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 09, 2011 05:49 PM

Do you think the person who wrote this, masturbated while writing it?

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ

February 2007

DEC 09, 2011 05:49 PM

it doesn't even want me to buy myself dinner...

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

DEC 09, 2011 05:49 PM

Skoosh said:
Do we have to do it in that order?

Well, I wouldn't mind watching the experimental stage, too.

Princelogos

USA

November 2005

DEC 09, 2011 05:58 PM

I know how to masterbate for women, "Hew baby, come over here and watch me jack it and shoot all over your blouse."

Capote

Sao Tome And Principe

October 2007

DEC 09, 2011 08:12 PM

I envy anyone who has several hours to masturbate.
I must be a quickie then

whatswrong

Massillon, OH

February 2009

DEC 09, 2011 08:21 PM

hump the couch and "knead" your vagina.

jesus

Princelogos

USA

November 2005

DEC 09, 2011 10:19 PM

whatswrong said:
hump the couch and "knead" your vagina.

jesus

need a vigina?

whatswrong

Massillon, OH

February 2009

DEC 10, 2011 12:55 AM

Princelogos said:

whatswrong said:
hump the couch and "knead" your vagina.

jesus

need a vigina?

boy do I !

lectorvyal

Australia

May 2006

DEC 10, 2011 12:58 AM

how can anyone not know how to masturbate...its like in our dna, hell i was born with my cock in my hand

ThePsychicBunny

United Kingdom

March 2005

DEC 10, 2011 05:54 PM

I thought it was a 'how to' guide for showing off in front of a woman.

Seriously needs a comma or a full stop.

Princelogos

USA

November 2005

DEC 10, 2011 06:01 PM

In my wayward days when I knew too many girls, I'd encounter girls who just couldn't get off, it really drove me nuts. I finally started asking if they masterbated, the answer was largely NO!
My standard reply became, "If you don't know how to get yourself off, how the hell do you expect someone else to be able!". So I'd tell them to play with it till they figured out how to make it work.
I'm not even kidding, I guess that has changed in this day & age, thank goodness.

Dryad

Asheville, NC

July 2008

DEC 10, 2011 06:14 PM

ThePsychicBunny said:
I thought it was a 'how to' guide for showing off in front of a woman.

Seriously needs a comma or a full stop.

This was my first thought too.

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 10, 2011 06:44 PM

Dryad said:

ThePsychicBunny said:
I thought it was a 'how to' guide for showing off in front of a woman.

Seriously needs a comma or a full stop.

This was my first thought too.

Don't make me come over there because I will.

Heh. I said come.

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 10, 2011 06:44 PM

Capote said:
I envy anyone who has several hours to masturbate.
I must be a quickie then

Yeah no shit. My record is ten seconds. No joke....but, I was reeeeally turned on at the time.

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 10, 2011 06:47 PM

lectorvyal said:
how can anyone not know how to masturbate...its like in our dna, hell i was born with my cock in my hand

I'm pretty sure the first time I masturbated was around the fourth grade.....when I spent the night at a classmate's house. She taught me how. She was awesome.

....and thus, my lesbian tendencies were born.

Calico

New Zealand

April 2007

DEC 10, 2011 08:52 PM

Skoosh said:

Capote said:
I envy anyone who has several hours to masturbate.
I must be a quickie then

Yeah no shit. My record is ten seconds. No joke....but, I was reeeeally turned on at the time.

I'm pretty sure I've done it faster than that, but yeah... it took a bit of porn to get me there first.

No couch humping or vag kneading, though.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

DEC 10, 2011 08:55 PM

Calico said:

Skoosh said:

Capote said:
I envy anyone who has several hours to masturbate.
I must be a quickie then

Yeah no shit. My record is ten seconds. No joke....but, I was reeeeally turned on at the time.

I'm pretty sure I've done it faster than that, but yeah... it took a bit of porn to get me there first.

No couch humping or vag kneading, though.

Wouldn't the process of getting horny be part of the masturbation? It's not like you went from dry to gushing in 10 seconds.

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