Ask Capote questions

Why should I blame her that she filled my days with misery, or that she would of late have taught to ignorant men most violent ways, or hurled the little streets upon the great, had they but courage equal to desire?

So, my friends wife set me up with one of her old friends from college. We're both in our 40's. She texted me and said, "What do you want to do on our special night out?" and I texted back, "I don't know, I guess you could drive me around and I can shoot at stuff with my BB gun." and she texted back, "That sounds like fun, I'll bring a bull horn so we can be loud while you shoot stuff."
We're going out this Saturday.
Do you think I'm gonna get layed?

Would it be wrong of me to put a potato in the exhaust pipe of an annoying coworker?

Yes you will.
Seduce the hell out of her with your awesome shooting skills and it will be a matter of hours.

I do not condone this. Eat the potato instead.

would you ever swim with sharks while inside one of those shark proof cages?

Yeah, no need to waste food. Besides, a potato is too obvious. Go to your local hardware store and get a can of this.It has a handy nozzle for shooting it deep up the tailpipe, won't be noticeable, and will give a perfect seal. By which I mean, don't do that to people. That's just mean. Unless they deserve it.

Will there be time for the pool?

I would be way to scared to do something like that.

There better be time for the pool.

How is your life going?

Some days it's good and some day's it's bad. Right now it's pretty good. I'm feeling optimistic.

Where does the sidewalk end?

Are we going to win?

Of course we are.

I don't think it ever ends.

Permettez-moi de sperme sur le visage?

Je serai heureux de vous laisser

Boobs?

Ce que je peux baise en plein air chatte?

am i missing something here?

What is it that he's missing?

Oui, s'il vous plaît me baiser en dehors

Talking dirty is French is an amusing thing. That's all you need to know.

Probably the French thing.