Carlos Tweets

If Carlos, Nea's belly fruit, had access to a smartphone, what do you think she would tweet?

DRUM SOLO!!!! #mommysbladder

I'm growing inside something that is growing inside me #deepthoughts

Where's the damn pizza I ordered? #umbilical

My eyes aren't open yet, and I still hate Jersey Shore.

This is hilarious. xD

OMG!! I'm NAKED!!! #suddenrealizations

Spending some time contemplating my toes. #deepthoughts

My penis is HUGE!!! oh, wait... #umbilicalcord

Mom's sleeping again...time for KUNG FU!

How do I breathe in here? #deepthoughts

I haven't seen daylight yet, and I already have a throng of minions. #silliness

I farted #hehehe

I'm Batman.

I heard a rumor that boys get an extra finger #notfair

Silliness isn't what it used to be when I was just an egg.

I get an extra mouth? #whatthefuck

Rather humid in here.

WAS THAT A FISH?!?!? #WHATTHEFUCK

This thread makes me extremely happy. In fact I am laughing so hard that she is kicking me hard. I think she wants me to stop the earthquake.

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!! #EARTHQUAKE

*gigglesnort*

Where is the exit? #deepthoughts

Hi, Dad!
Hi, Dad!
Hi, Dad!
#theyredoingitagain

Hahaa, WIN!

Is this pee I'm drinking? #deepthoughts