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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 20, 2011 07:02 PM

Awake: Peeing relieves the urge to pee.

Dreaming: I have a sweet van with rocket launchers and windows that turn into computer screens.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2011 07:05 PM

Usually... my dreams are more interesting than my life. . . Though sometimes the lines get blurred.

adidasia

adidasia

Denali National Park, AK
September 2011

NOV 20, 2011 07:05 PM

if im having tha sex, i know im dreaming

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

NOV 20, 2011 07:07 PM

My dreams are realistic for the most part. I did once have a dream I had a penis and I was screwing a hot chick. I woke up and I didn't have a penis...so dreaming = penis. Not dreaming = no penis.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

NOV 20, 2011 07:08 PM

If adidasia is having sex, I know I'm dreaming.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 20, 2011 07:16 PM

Well right now I feel like I'm floating, so I must be dreaming.

No wait, that's just the ambien.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 20, 2011 07:20 PM

the sex thing...never happens in my reality

MissyMalice

MissyMalice

USA
May 2010

NOV 20, 2011 07:22 PM

my dreams are almost always impossible scenarios. or take place in another time.

most recent one i remember i lived underwater. biggrin

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

NOV 20, 2011 07:38 PM

If I'm water skiing over a tank of piranhas heading towards a beautiful women I'm saving from terrorists...I'm awake.

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

NOV 20, 2011 07:42 PM

Normally, if I am walking around naked i'm dreamingbiggrin

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 20, 2011 09:25 PM

If I have clothes on then I'm dreaming. That never happens when I'm awake.

surreal

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2011 09:26 PM

luvthisNY said:
Normally, if I am walking around naked i'm dreamingbiggrin



LIES!!!!

*shows proof*

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 20, 2011 09:26 PM

Stuff's happening=awake. I don't have memorable dreams.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2011 09:26 PM

AlienSheep said:
If I have clothes on then I'm dreaming. That never happens when I'm awake.

surreal



LIES!!!!

*shows proof*

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 20, 2011 09:28 PM

RaymondAlginon said:

AlienSheep said:
If I have clothes on then I'm dreaming. That never happens when I'm awake.

surreal



LIES!!!!

*shows proof*



You were dreaming when we hung out. Your latest dream proves that you dream about me.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2011 09:29 PM

LIES!!!! Wait... *destroys proof* biggrin

LIES!!!!

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 20, 2011 09:32 PM

This is me awake:


RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2011 09:34 PM

*screams*

REVENGE OF THE BLUE DOT!!!!

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 20, 2011 09:35 PM

hahahaha

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

NOV 20, 2011 09:53 PM

I wake up screaming.

zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

NOV 20, 2011 10:35 PM

Who knows. I might be in someone else's dream.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 21, 2011 04:47 AM

AlienSheep said:
This is me awake:




AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! We need a blue dot thread. All ladies must have three blue dots.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

NOV 21, 2011 07:07 AM

Awake- All the people I dislike are bothering me.

Dreaming-All the people I dislike are dead.

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

NOV 21, 2011 12:05 PM

Skoosh said:

AlienSheep said:
This is me awake:




AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! We need a blue dot thread. All ladies must have three blue dots.


This

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

NOV 21, 2011 03:16 PM

RaymondAlginon said:

luvthisNY said:
Normally, if I am walking around naked i'm dreamingbiggrin



LIES!!!!

*shows proof*



Ok ok...normally I cook nude

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