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Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 19, 2011 11:50 AM

bete_noir said:

Rory_B_Bellows said:

bete_noir said:
I dreamed I watched a man with rather large and saggy moobs try to breast feed a badger..... it went poorly and the badger was just chewing on the flabby moob. The man was in no pain. It was fucking weird.




You long to visit Scotland and run through the Moors singing the songs of your people.

you're a fuckin retard I;m a jew



----Oy Vay!biggrin

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 19, 2011 11:57 AM

We went out last St. night, to see these great 2 girls sing &play guitar, one is super cute, smart etc, and is self reportedly lesbian. I was telling her how I loved her music and would do anything to promote her, I got a hug and a friend girl kiss.
-------------------That night I dreamt of having a torrid affair with her,but no pentration, does this mean that I'm a lesbian in a guys body? biggrin

tuttifrooti

tuttifrooti

Lafayette, IN
November 2007

NOV 19, 2011 12:35 PM

I dreamed my dad let some lady into my apartment and she made me lay on the floor facedown then shot me, then she brought me back to life and did it again. Interpret that, motherfucker.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

NOV 19, 2011 03:40 PM

I had a dream I was in a bAReakfast bar, and I ate 2 bowls of cereal. Froot Loops and GHolden Crisp.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 19, 2011 08:42 PM

Nea said:
I had a dream I was being investigated for a few murders I did and I was worried that my trailer and my twin baby girls would be taken away from me. surreal



This just means you fear giant rats. Nothing to worry about.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 19, 2011 08:43 PM

lectorvyal said:
honestly the last vivid dream i had that i still remember because it even freaked me out, involved an old mansion i owned that had care takers, they all hung themselves, i recall walking into the house and seeing them, one in the kitchen one in the hall and another in the lounge room, it was quite dark and i remember being pissed of cause i had to call someone to get rid of the bodies.

so what does this mean?



Lots of dead bodies, not caring for yourself. I see. This means you can't wait to be an old man and harass younger people for no good reason other than it brings you joy to see them so angry.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 19, 2011 08:45 PM

RaymondAlginon said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

-Dream- (Ok this one was elaborate. And weird.)

Starts out. I am Summer camping with the middle of some nowhere ass campground with my siblings, but they are not MY siblings but some other children I don't recognize. We are cleaning up the camp like some 80's movie. During the cleaning up we come across kittens and take them in, the kittens have fleas, and these fleas are huge. I mean so big that if one stands upright passing over the kittens head the kitten looks like it has a dorsal fin. Now we comb out the fleas and put them into a gallon plastic bag... we do this until they are all flea free, but when we are done this bag of fleas is huge and pulsating nasty.

Now I can't remember anymore to that one save that at some point my younger sibling, while going to bed, attempts to move ALL the fleas from the baggy to a jar and fucks up letting them all go in the house. Which the fleas then of course started biting people. . .

-Second Dream-

Now the dream shifts to a second dream wherein I am at a Halloween party at Angus Oblongs house, his house is commonly rundown but has huge backyard. I am dressed in torn up clothes and I'm barefoot. LuvThisNY, imprettywhenilie, Pom_felo, Mildots, Rory_B_Bellows, Looch, LoudButPointless, AlienSheep, and many other familiar faces are there. Most are just wandering around here and there drinking. I am sitting in a old reclining chair that is out in the backyard by an orange tree. I see Pretty runs across the backyard naked being chased by ShaggyVixe, I see Th0mps0n and Sheep sitting there playing with a bunch of gray n black stripped kittens. Angus the Clown is walking the party checking things out and sometimes sits in the chair next to me... which I thought was weird. . . LuvThisNY is always in the crowd blowing kisses at me but never comes over to me. My friend James grabs the back of my chair and tries to pull me over backwards. . . I grab the tree with my feet and hold on tight. When he lets go I am sprung back forwards in the chair instead of falling over, while springing forward I grab a fruit from the tree and start peeling it and tossing the peels at people passing by... mainly James. Now.... very weird part... James comes over now pissed I am hitting him with orange peels and grabs the tree and starts pulling it back far, while I am holding onto it with my feet. He pulls back really far and suddenly the dude from Trueblood, Stephen Moyer, walks around the corner and says "When he lets that go aren't you going to be shot from your chair?" Which is TOTALLY bullshit. He is PULLING the tree away from me... but when he lets go I am SHOT from my chair by my grasping feet at my friend on the other side... I tackle him front the air and while doing so I decide to bite him... something I used to consider a key element in my day to day life (biting people, especially randomly), something I have stopped doing in my adult life. After the tackle I walk over and sit next to the kittens that Tommy and Sheep were playing with. Tommy is now hooping naked center yard and most of silliness is watching... LuvThisNY finally walks over to me but before she gets there.... I wake up.




I'm convinced you made this up.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 08:49 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:

RaymondAlginon said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

-Dream- (Ok this one was elaborate. And weird.)

Starts out. I am Summer camping with the middle of some nowhere ass campground with my siblings, but they are not MY siblings but some other children I don't recognize. We are cleaning up the camp like some 80's movie. During the cleaning up we come across kittens and take them in, the kittens have fleas, and these fleas are huge. I mean so big that if one stands upright passing over the kittens head the kitten looks like it has a dorsal fin. Now we comb out the fleas and put them into a gallon plastic bag... we do this until they are all flea free, but when we are done this bag of fleas is huge and pulsating nasty.

Now I can't remember anymore to that one save that at some point my younger sibling, while going to bed, attempts to move ALL the fleas from the baggy to a jar and fucks up letting them all go in the house. Which the fleas then of course started biting people. . .

-Second Dream-

Now the dream shifts to a second dream wherein I am at a Halloween party at Angus Oblongs house, his house is commonly rundown but has huge backyard. I am dressed in torn up clothes and I'm barefoot. LuvThisNY, imprettywhenilie, Pom_felo, Mildots, Rory_B_Bellows, Looch, LoudButPointless, AlienSheep, and many other familiar faces are there. Most are just wandering around here and there drinking. I am sitting in a old reclining chair that is out in the backyard by an orange tree. I see Pretty runs across the backyard naked being chased by ShaggyVixe, I see Th0mps0n and Sheep sitting there playing with a bunch of gray n black stripped kittens. Angus the Clown is walking the party checking things out and sometimes sits in the chair next to me... which I thought was weird. . . LuvThisNY is always in the crowd blowing kisses at me but never comes over to me. My friend James grabs the back of my chair and tries to pull me over backwards. . . I grab the tree with my feet and hold on tight. When he lets go I am sprung back forwards in the chair instead of falling over, while springing forward I grab a fruit from the tree and start peeling it and tossing the peels at people passing by... mainly James. Now.... very weird part... James comes over now pissed I am hitting him with orange peels and grabs the tree and starts pulling it back far, while I am holding onto it with my feet. He pulls back really far and suddenly the dude from Trueblood, Stephen Moyer, walks around the corner and says "When he lets that go aren't you going to be shot from your chair?" Which is TOTALLY bullshit. He is PULLING the tree away from me... but when he lets go I am SHOT from my chair by my grasping feet at my friend on the other side... I tackle him front the air and while doing so I decide to bite him... something I used to consider a key element in my day to day life (biting people, especially randomly), something I have stopped doing in my adult life. After the tackle I walk over and sit next to the kittens that Tommy and Sheep were playing with. Tommy is now hooping naked center yard and most of silliness is watching... LuvThisNY finally walks over to me but before she gets there.... I wake up.




I'm convinced you made this up.



It's obvious he has a thing for Stephen Moyer.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 19, 2011 09:02 PM

tuttifrooti said:
I dreamed my dad let some lady into my apartment and she made me lay on the floor facedown then shot me, then she brought me back to life and did it again. Interpret that, motherfucker.



Ahhh, the standard Prometheus dream. You have recently gained knowledge about something important and fear the repercussions.

Th0mps0n

Th0mps0n

Australia
February 2008

NOV 19, 2011 09:14 PM

Bahahahaha at Ray's dream!

Th0mps0n

Th0mps0n

Australia
February 2008

NOV 19, 2011 09:16 PM

I dreamt I was married.

To Nea confused

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 19, 2011 09:33 PM

Th0mps0n said:
Bahahahaha at Ray's dream!



Yeah, It reminds me of the lunar shenanigans pic.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 01, 2011 08:12 PM

Had a nightmare last night I was in an all-girls prison and they tortured us by hosing us down with clorox bleach.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 01, 2011 08:15 PM

Th0mps0n said:
I dreamt I was married.

To Nea confused



That dream sounds like heaven. We should totally get married in Vegas. We could have a circus themed wedding with jugglers and fire eaters and cotton candy. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Amberetta

Amberetta

Kansas City, KS
March 2007

FEB 29, 2012 01:42 PM

I had a dream that I couldn't dream anymore.

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