Dream Analysis with Rory B. Bellows

Post your dreams, I'll tell you how weird you are.

I dreamed I watched a man with rather large and saggy moobs try to breast feed a badger..... it went poorly and the badger was just chewing on the flabby moob. The man was in no pain. It was fucking weird.

I dreamed about my Audrey Tautou look-alike friend last night. It was a moderately sexy dream. She was putting her clothes on.

You long to visit Scotland and run through the Moors singing the songs of your people.

I don't think you want me to share the dream I had...it would make you sad...but what does dreaming you dreamed you had a bad omen mean?

I dreamt I forgot to wear pants to work n had to wear donated pants from a dead lady. Then was very concerned that everyone would think less of me because I forgot pants.

This means you need to tell Leonardo DiCaprio to leave you the hell alone.

You're like a psychic!!! I was JUST thinking that!!

Asian men have been appearing my my dreams often recently. . . all trying to steel my girl. I keep ending up in fights with them, mainly verbal...

I'll give more detail when I have it.

that is fascinating. It is widely believed that Audrey Tautou represents fertility and rebirth. Have you recently been informed of any close friends or family members getting pregnant?

You fear that you have a baby-dick and are afraid that your gal will leave you for a more well endowed dude. Also, your subconscious is pretty racist for associating asians with small penises.

Ahahahaha .. sorry Ray.. for laughing..

I had a naughty dream about a specific girlfriend of mine.


WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?

Oh no... I liked it. It was funny.

i LOL'd

I dreamed a pretty girl got naked and crawled into bed with me.

It seems like you have an aversion to loaning things to other people. Pens, post it notes, things like that. You dread that one day you will need something but you won't have it because you loaned it to someone else.

was it a particular girl? or just a random faceless pretty naked girl. the identity of the girl, or lack thereof, is significant.

were cobras involved?

no, just regular sexy time.

The very hot ex-wife of a guy I used to play pool with. I haven't seen her in years.

I remember less than 1% of my dreams.

You want something new yet familiar. your subconscious is yearning for a pet like one you used to have as a boy.

Pffft. well this is just too easy. You want to punch Hitler.

Agree....