"Well, this is embarrassing."

2009

Sleeping in bed I hear a loud commotion downstairs, I hear the voices of my roommate, his girlfriend, and a person unknown. I rise from bed and turn on the bedroom light, looking around for a shirt I rub my eyes in a sleepy haze. There is a fast pounding on the staircase, many people are running up it. The bedroom door flys open as I'm pulling a shirt over my head, I cannot see who it is. The shirt passes my eyes and I see a stranger standing in front of me. This woman, 20 years older than me, enters my room and attempts to remove the shirt which is still caught over my arms. She's smiling at me and moving her hips in what she believes to be a provocative way. I say nothing, but fight to maintain the position of my clothing which she desperately wants to remove. She says nothing. There is a long silence as she proceeds to dry hump me. I look around for reinforcements, but there are none to be had.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

i wish i had your embarrassing situations.....

This thread makes me giggle