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Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 15, 2011 05:02 PM

.....Helping your gay brother add music to his iphone and upon plugging it into his computer, seeing his massive porn collection appear on the screen. Just hundreds and hundreds of dicks waiting to be transferred to his phone.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 15, 2011 05:08 PM

That's a lot of dicks.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 15, 2011 05:10 PM

it was. and it happened twice. I think the second time he was just showing off. I admonished him, not for having gay porn, but because he was jacking it to stills. I mean, come on. There's a gay option on youporn.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 15, 2011 05:24 PM

psssst

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

in this thread we talk about stuff that would make you say "well, this is embarrassing".


METOO

METOO

Chicago, IL
October 2011

NOV 15, 2011 05:27 PM

You mean like when Firefox crashes then can't remember my tabs.


Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 15, 2011 05:28 PM

sure. why not.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

NOV 15, 2011 05:31 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:
.....Helping your gay brother add music to his iphone and upon plugging it into his computer, seeing his massive porn collection appear on the screen. Just hundreds and hundreds of dicks waiting to be transferred to his phone.



I lol'd.

METOO

METOO

Chicago, IL
October 2011

NOV 15, 2011 05:33 PM

You mean like when you go to Wendy's and order a value meal then your card is declined?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 15, 2011 05:33 PM

The time my roommate, his girlfriend, and her sister walked in while I was looking at porn in our living room while wearing loose, thin, green pj pants which had a small wet spot on the front.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

NOV 15, 2011 05:55 PM

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mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 15, 2011 06:08 PM

Coyotemike said:
The time my roommate, his girlfriend, and her sister walked in while I was looking at porn in our living room while wearing loose, thin, green pj pants which had a small wet spot on the front.



Spilled your drink?

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

NOV 15, 2011 07:28 PM

mydogfarted said:

Coyotemike said:
The time my roommate, his girlfriend, and her sister walked in while I was looking at porn in our living room while wearing loose, thin, green pj pants which had a small wet spot on the front.



Spilled your drink?



And he was watching sad videos about dogs on youtube. That's why he had the tissues.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 15, 2011 07:41 PM

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RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 15, 2011 07:41 PM

Brother caught me Jackin' it...
Brother had key to my apartment to have a safe place to hide from other brother... used it once when I was home and NOT expecting company.

I used to Jack it in the Bathroom... ran the shower the whole time... took hour showers back then.. only in the water 10 mins.... family would pound on door. Embarrassing.

Tried to run across a fence... I fell face first into the cement.

I have an Aqua CD.

I opened up Explorer last year...

Ring_finger

Ring_finger

Lubbock, TX
December 2004

NOV 15, 2011 11:46 PM

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 16, 2011 04:27 AM

i own a ricky martin cd.......

Rokko

Rokko

Japan
September 2007

NOV 16, 2011 04:44 AM

lectorvyal said:
i own a ricky martin cd.......

You cracked me up tongue

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 16, 2011 05:35 AM

(Quite a long while back), I left one of my Nastiest Porno flicks in the VHS player when I feel asleep. that evening I come home to find my wife watching it, oh the look!biggrin

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

NOV 16, 2011 05:37 AM

Every dude has a "caught masturbating/with porno" story.

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

NOV 16, 2011 05:47 AM

Old roommate walked into my room while I was watching porn, full on nude masturbating . She actually stood there for aminute lol
In hind site, could have asked for help
tongue

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 16, 2011 05:51 AM

Being somewhat of a frustrated actor(yup), I enjoy engaging in various dialectics for comedy fun, whilst at a gathering with some of my pretty straight edge friends, I said something that was supposed to be funny as hell in my high dunjon gay boy voice. Every thing suddenly stopped and I got looked at like a bug.
Freaked out one friend completely, I'm not sure he got over it. Some peoples homophobia is beyond redemption.
(Joke em;...if they can't take a fuck!)

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 16, 2011 06:03 AM

luvthisNY said:
Old roommate walked into my room while I was watching porn, full on nude masturbating . She actually stood there for aminute lol
In hind site, could have asked for help
tongue



You should have said, no fair watching if you're not going to participate.biggrin

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

NOV 16, 2011 06:32 AM

I picked a fight with my ex-boyfriend at a party we were throwing so we could go to his room to "discuss it". I proceeded to pounce him and about five minutes into sex his best friend not only opened the door to tell us that the fight could wait til later...but he stood like a deer in headlights. I guess people don't knock anymore. whatever

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 16, 2011 07:10 AM

I got into a full conversation... with myself.. while waiting in a car for my friend. Then I looked up to see him gawking at me like I was crazy (which is debatable.. no not really.. I'm pretty nuts) .

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 16, 2011 07:23 AM

never been caught having sex cause...well,i never have sex, and surprisingly never been sprung stroking my salami either...I'm stealthywhatever

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