"Well, this is embarrassing."

.....Helping your gay brother add music to his iphone and upon plugging it into his computer, seeing his massive porn collection appear on the screen. Just hundreds and hundreds of dicks waiting to be transferred to his phone.

That's a lot of dicks.

it was. and it happened twice. I think the second time he was just showing off. I admonished him, not for having gay porn, but because he was jacking it to stills. I mean, come on. There's a gay option on youporn.

psssst

You mean like when Firefox crashes then can't remember my tabs.

sure. why not.

I lol'd.

You mean like when you go to Wendy's and order a value meal then your card is declined?

The time my roommate, his girlfriend, and her sister walked in while I was looking at porn in our living room while wearing loose, thin, green pj pants which had a small wet spot on the front.

Spilled your drink?

And he was watching sad videos about dogs on youtube. That's why he had the tissues.

Brother caught me Jackin' it...
Brother had key to my apartment to have a safe place to hide from other brother... used it once when I was home and NOT expecting company.

I used to Jack it in the Bathroom... ran the shower the whole time... took hour showers back then.. only in the water 10 mins.... family would pound on door. Embarrassing.

Tried to run across a fence... I fell face first into the cement.

I have an Aqua CD.

I opened up Explorer last year...

i own a ricky martin cd.......

You cracked me up

(Quite a long while back), I left one of my Nastiest Porno flicks in the VHS player when I feel asleep. that evening I come home to find my wife watching it, oh the look!

Every dude has a "caught masturbating/with porno" story.

Old roommate walked into my room while I was watching porn, full on nude masturbating . She actually stood there for aminute lol
In hind site, could have asked for help

Being somewhat of a frustrated actor(yup), I enjoy engaging in various dialectics for comedy fun, whilst at a gathering with some of my pretty straight edge friends, I said something that was supposed to be funny as hell in my high dunjon gay boy voice. Every thing suddenly stopped and I got looked at like a bug.
Freaked out one friend completely, I'm not sure he got over it. Some peoples homophobia is beyond redemption.
(Joke em;...if they can't take a fuck!)

You should have said, no fair watching if you're not going to participate.

I picked a fight with my ex-boyfriend at a party we were throwing so we could go to his room to "discuss it". I proceeded to pounce him and about five minutes into sex his best friend not only opened the door to tell us that the fight could wait til later...but he stood like a deer in headlights. I guess people don't knock anymore.

I got into a full conversation... with myself.. while waiting in a car for my friend. Then I looked up to see him gawking at me like I was crazy (which is debatable.. no not really.. I'm pretty nuts) .

never been caught having sex cause...well,i never have sex, and surprisingly never been sprung stroking my salami either...I'm stealthy